1 posted on
04/26/2005 9:01:00 PM PDT by
bitt
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To: bitt
A pic of his girlfriend, inflatable sexy sheep.
70 posted on
04/27/2005 6:55:37 AM PDT by
Lockbar
(March toward the sound of the guns.)
To: bitt
On Feb. 20, he was traveling from Fallujah to a meeting in Ramadi when covert US forces almost caught him, the Pentagon believes. During the raid, US troops pulled over a car as it approached a checkpoint. As they did so, a pickup behind turned and sped away. When they caught the pickup the US personnel found the computer, over $100,000 in euros, and two Zarqawi associates. Zarqawi himself may have escaped by rolling from the truck under an underpass, then fleeing on foot to a safehouse somewhere in the vicinity.I think it's more likely that Zarqawi simply waved his hand at the U.S. Guards, and the following dialogue occured:
Zarqawi: You don't need to see our papers.
U.S. Guard: I don't need to see your papers.
Zarqawi: These aren't the terrorists you're looking for.
U.S. Guard: These aren't the terrorists I'm looking for.
Zarqawi: Move along.
U.S. Guard: Move along. Move along.
78 posted on
04/27/2005 7:08:19 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
To: bitt
F3B 14. Valentine's Day.
Dear Live Journal - I dint g3t enny CaRds tudday. Damn th3m all to H3ll.
Mohammed (dont ask me which one. I swear somebody needs to change there name just so's I can t3ll th3m apARt) ennyway, M comz to m3 and h3's all, like, dude, and I'm all, like, dude, so I strapped a bomb to him an' bl3w him up. It wuz k3wl.
Looky whut Eye did with Bin BoBo. T33 H33
That OsAmA thinks h3's such hot cam3l dvng. JuSt wait. ON3 day h3's goNNa scr3w up, an' I'm goNNa go all jihad on his a$$.
82 posted on
04/27/2005 7:32:29 AM PDT by
SlowBoat407
(I'm not nearklym drunk enough tom deal with it. - FReeper Wormwood, 4/18/05)
To: bitt
"...oh... Al... give Momma some sugar..."
86 posted on
04/27/2005 8:20:24 AM PDT by
badgerlandjim
(Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty)
To: bitt
Count all 72 of them:
"We're waiting for you, Abu Musabie!"
89 posted on
04/27/2005 8:26:55 AM PDT by
OESY
To: bitt
He had a map from "Maps R' Us" of the Mexican/US border and computer generated facial modifications from Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon.
95 posted on
04/27/2005 11:40:53 AM PDT by
Dante3
To: bitt
96 posted on
04/27/2005 11:49:13 AM PDT by
bitt
("There are troubling signs Bush doesn't care about winning a third term." (JH2))
To: bitt
He had this picture of Ossama's secret hide-out...
As well as this shot of his fan club...
And for some odd reason, a picture of Sean Hannity with a pancake on his head...
98 posted on
04/27/2005 4:17:43 PM PDT by
Redcloak
(But what do I know? I'm just a right-wing nut in his PJs whackin' on a keyboard..)
To: bitt
From: Osama@goatsnet.net
To: zarkman1@aol.com
Subject: FW: goats on Friday
Date sent: Tue, 26 Apr 2005 19:30:36 -0500
My friend, I look forward to seeing you and your goats, please avoid the
anti-person security at the mouth of my cave this time!
Also bring the brown goat, she is hot and obedient very nice!
I have some packages for you, too.
Best regards, OBLing bling!
100 posted on
04/27/2005 5:27:37 PM PDT by
humblegunner
(We ain't subject to terror, but it's unwise to irritate us.)
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