I'm apparently in the control group.
I'm apparently in the control group.
To borrow a quote; "Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
LOL
The Buffalo Theory
by Cliff Clavin
“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this…
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But, naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates weaker cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after drinking beer.”
I don't under-hic-stand ...... hic ........ hic.