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Michelle Malkin: The Wonkette-ization of Laura Bush
Michelle Malkin ^ | May 3, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 05/03/2005 2:10:11 PM PDT by EveningStar

Most of Mrs. Bush's humor at the correspondents' dinner was just right: Edgy but not over the edge. But I think the stripper and horse jokes were totally beneath her.

Just put it to the other-shoe test: If it were Teresa Heinz Kerry standing up on the dais telling the same jokes, the conservative commentariat would be buzzing for the rest of the year about what a tasteless skank she is.

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To: Steve_Stifler

Evidently it takes neither skill nor effort on their part; it seems to be genetic.


1,041 posted on 05/04/2005 12:05:25 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Howlin

I'm an optimist so I'll continue to blame environmental factors before I believe that they've been cursed genetically.


1,042 posted on 05/04/2005 12:08:49 AM PDT by Steve_Stifler
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To: Howlin

The irony of a taunting vulgarian calling for more politeness is side-splittingly funny.


1,043 posted on 05/04/2005 12:09:43 AM PDT by Carolinamom
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To: Carolinamom

Lots of belly laughs at FR today.


1,044 posted on 05/04/2005 12:12:10 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Howlin; All

Well, as much as I've enjoyed this evening, I have to go to bed now. Not for any particular reason except that I have to sleep sometime so I can wake up at some point. And since it's after 3 AM, I thought it might as well be now. I've greatly enjoyed this thread, though. We'll have to do this again sometime. And, Howlin, let me know when the Hellions next meeting is. I'll bring my witchcraft book this time :)


1,045 posted on 05/04/2005 12:13:07 AM PDT by ilovew ("If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much." I love Rummy!)
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To: Howlin

I've been out of town and have been reading some of the manufactured holiness and judgmentalism from people who are so needy that they have to affect a moral superiority to the rest of us who enjoy a light-hearted JOKE.


1,046 posted on 05/04/2005 12:18:17 AM PDT by Carolinamom
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To: FreeReign
Notice, that both you and I communicated the usage of the f-word without actually spelling it out. Malkin could have done the same since she is so easily offended by what the first lady did. She didn't.

Displaying the way that repulsive people are repulsive is an entirely different matter than the shock at hearing something totally unexpected coming forth from a icon of classiness.

Malkin herself didn't use the word. There was plenty more objectionable about what Malkin put in that post than the use of the f-word.

You must be trying to miss the point on purpose. For your benefit, I will presume that.

1,047 posted on 05/04/2005 12:19:02 AM PDT by L.N. Smithee (Honestly - would anybody be surprised if it was revealed George Felos is a necrophiliac?)
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To: ilovew

Looks like we're gonna need it. Nite.


1,048 posted on 05/04/2005 12:21:36 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Peach
Where did these people come from?

Many have been here for a long time. Others have come and gone over the years. In many other politcal battles, you've probably trusted them as a brother and considered them a friend. But they or people just like them have been here since day one. This forum really hasn't changed in people make up since it's inception. Maybe the actual people (names) have come and gone, but the makeup of the people has basically remained stable.

1,049 posted on 05/04/2005 1:30:19 AM PDT by joesbucks
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To: SerpentDove

You only need to hit the post button once.


1,050 posted on 05/04/2005 2:36:08 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Don't hate me because I'm a player)
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To: Melas

That was VERY well said! The "more angry than conservative" crowd seems to have permeated the conservative sites on the internet, and FR, unfortunately, has not escaped.


1,051 posted on 05/04/2005 2:44:11 AM PDT by alwaysconservative (How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are.)
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To: Thumper1960
I thought Bubba and Hildebeast actually gave the Reds fissionable material......

They did, but that's not all they did for North Korea.

1,052 posted on 05/04/2005 3:09:23 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Don't hate me because I'm a player)
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To: piceapungens

The only thing that should have been omitted was the "horse joke", imo.


1,053 posted on 05/04/2005 3:28:42 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Advanced Directive -- don't step on my blue suede shoes.)
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To: piceapungens
I agree -- that was well beneath her. I wonder who thought it was a good idea?

Carolyn

1,054 posted on 05/04/2005 3:30:38 AM PDT by CDHart (The world has become a lunatic asylum and the lunatics are in charge.)
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To: CDHart
I just wanta to hear that Hillary joke again....about the gas stations.

Laura's joke was what it was...George was a city slicker turned cowboy....Lotsa those around.

Anyways, this was an adult event. Bless the media...they sure know what to put on the air.....If someone can be offended and the Bush folks "hammered", they'll do it. What's new!!

1,055 posted on 05/04/2005 5:45:42 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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To: Peach; Howlin; HairOfTheDog

Dear Michelle,

The mere fact that you are too ignorant and/or priggish to understand a joke does not, in fact, make it obscene. Absence of teats does not equal masturbation, and absence of humor does not equal moral superiority.

Now, please excuse me. I am a Desperate Housewife who spends too much time on the Internet. I need to get a life. A table is waiting for me at Chippendale's. I plan to hoist a few brews whilst I stuff a few dollar bills down some gay guy's thong.

Cheers!


1,056 posted on 05/04/2005 6:07:17 AM PDT by Samwise (We apologize for the inconvenience.)
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To: Samwise

LOL! Well said.


1,057 posted on 05/04/2005 6:12:08 AM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: EveningStar

Thanks for posting that. I had not read the whole thing, and I didn't see it on tv. In context, the whole thing was just right.


1,058 posted on 05/04/2005 6:17:09 AM PDT by petitfour
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To: Peach

Some people are so guilty of taking everything so seriously and so literally. IT WAS A JOKE! Having a sense of humor is one of the things that serarates us from the the fundamentalists like the Taliban. We can joke about things without having to be afraid of getting shot. If you think it was not funny, so what! that is your opinion. But, do not try to make those of us who did find it funny feel like we are some inferior beings that should be scraped from the sole of your self righteous shoes.


1,059 posted on 05/04/2005 6:19:21 AM PDT by MJM59
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To: MJM59

I thought it was hysterically funny so I hope you aren't thinking I'm one of those with no sense of adult humor.


1,060 posted on 05/04/2005 6:20:24 AM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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