To: metalmanx2j
Let me demonstrate the new missile defense shield!
2 posted on
05/09/2005 11:39:44 AM PDT by
Reagan79
(Ralph Stanley Rocks!)
To: metalmanx2j
Pennies from Heaven! Turn you Umbrellas UPSIDE DOWN!.....
3 posted on
05/09/2005 11:39:44 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Remember, Jimmy Carter can still run for another term as President..........)
To: metalmanx2j
"I'll be right with you, Vlad, I'm just gonna call home."
4 posted on
05/09/2005 11:39:58 AM PDT by
LIConFem
(Mein Luftkissenboot ist mit Aalen voll.)
To: metalmanx2j
See. The latest technology in portable global satellite link ups.
5 posted on
05/09/2005 11:40:02 AM PDT by
wmichgrad
("The only difference between what Senator Kennedy said & a bag of excrement is the bag" Rush 3/2/05)
To: metalmanx2j
Putin is thinking, "Fool can't work an Umbrella.".
Bush is thinking, "Where can I get a good 'Made In America' model.".
7 posted on
05/09/2005 11:40:23 AM PDT by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: metalmanx2j
Damn French made umbrellas...
8 posted on
05/09/2005 11:40:32 AM PDT by
petercooper
(Put Mark Levin on the Supreme Court.)
To: metalmanx2j
"Pee me off again Vlad, and I ZOT one of your countries satellites with my super secret radar honing/laser umbrella, fella."
9 posted on
05/09/2005 11:40:47 AM PDT by
b4its2late
(You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.)
To: metalmanx2j
"Pootie, these satellite discs are great, particularly during the NBA playoffs."
To: metalmanx2j
"Dang, where is that hidden Russian microphone!"
12 posted on
05/09/2005 11:45:47 AM PDT by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: metalmanx2j
My poison-tipped umbrella can deliver a larger dose.
13 posted on
05/09/2005 11:48:07 AM PDT by
rabidralph
(My truck appreciates the rest of you driving fuel-efficient vehicles.)
To: metalmanx2j
I wonder if W asked Putin to pull that knife out of his back...
14 posted on
05/09/2005 11:55:24 AM PDT by
kellynla
(U.S.M.C. 1st Battalion,5th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Div. Viet Nam 69&70 Semper Fi)
To: metalmanx2j
15 posted on
05/09/2005 12:03:31 PM PDT by
Polyxene
(For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
To: metalmanx2j
Not meaning to hijack your thread, but the Washington Post inserted a very unflattering photo of President Bush on this morning's front page...above the fold.
He has his eyes closed and mouth curled into a frown/smirk.
Supposedly it was while he was listening to a National Anthem of either the USA or another country.
Full blown liberal bias, IMO.
To: metalmanx2j
"What's that Vlad, the umbrella was made in America? Yeah right, just like that crappy Volga car you made me ride in was built by Cadillac".
17 posted on
05/09/2005 12:17:16 PM PDT by
Rebelbase
(The Republican Party is the France of politics--Lazamataz)
To: metalmanx2j
Hey Pootie, whaddya know of them North Koree'uns and this noo-cue-ler wind we're havin' ??
To: metalmanx2j
He seems... Mary Poppins!!!!!
21 posted on
05/09/2005 12:47:22 PM PDT by
an italian
(without Victory there is no Survivor...)
To: metalmanx2j
"Mr. Putin, in America we have this thing called 'direct tv'."
22 posted on
05/09/2005 12:49:10 PM PDT by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: metalmanx2j
Thanks for your contribution to the International Space Station (not sure how I'm going to explain this to NASA...)
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