Skip to comments."I WASN'T EVEN THERE, aide exclaims..."
Posted on 05/10/2005 9:26:49 PM PDT by pickrell
PASADENA, Calif. (AP) - The international Cassini spacecraft has spied a tiny new moon hidden in a gap in Saturn's outer ring, scientists reported Tuesday. The moon was spotted earlier this month orbiting in the center of the Keeler gap, making waves in the gap edges as it circles. Tentatively called S/2005 S1, the moon measures four miles across and is about 85,000 miles from the center of Saturn.
The cameras of the cassini spacecraft were adjusted to the highest possible magnification, and images of several boxes of billing records marked "Rose Law Firm/H. Clinton" were observed to be partially hidden under a large rock on the surface. Scientists were also visibly excited to discover that another box marked "Naval Discharge Records/Lt. J. Kerry" were also found nearby.
The Democratic National Committee immediately issued a scathing denunciation of those "extremist elements within the Republican party", who called for exploring cost estimates of recovering these puzzling artifacts. The DNC further complained, "If we put the money instead into treatment for Barney Frank, we wouldn't have many of the problems we do now. This just shows the conservatives' true priorities..."
When asked to comment, former Clinton aide Sandy Burger exclaimed in agitation, "I Didn't Do It! This time I didn't do it! I swear! I was in the Library of Congress at the time. Here, look in my pants! I GOT PROOF!"
Confirmation: no intelligent life out there.
Well, it makes sense. Wasn't Hillary "born" in a hangar in Roswell?
That's no moon...It's a space station :-)
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