[mewzilla]

Lautenberg complaining that a fat woman couldn't run. There has to be a better way, he says.

Jeez louise, what's he want?! Forklifts standing by?

[Quix]

Forklifts standing by?

SCUBA TEDDY would require a couple of Huey's

. . . Then I suppose a dedicated Huey for each of how many fat arses?