[zarf]

With whom are the "clerics" associated?

[dts32041]

Lets see Newsweek publishes a false story that finally gets the reaction from the arab street they have always wanted.

Think it is time to take spikey and his crew and let them move their HQ to Afghanistan, so they can get up close and personal with the up coming jihad.

[poobear]

Those lines in the sand. Yawn... screw the mullahs. I want those jihadist be-headers in our hands immediately for punishment! Pigs! Oops.. did I offend you?

[TADSLOS]

The clerics in the northeastern province of Badakhshan said they wanted U.S. President George W. Bush to handle the matter honestly "and hand the culprits over to an Islamic country for punishment."

Come and take 'em, a**wipes.

[nmh]

Give em a message for me.

TEll em that I don't think the koran is good enough for toilet paper. I wouldn't want one evil page near even the waste of my body. It's too evil to be near me in any way shape or form.

[xrp]

Sounds like we should pre-emtively annihilate them!

These assholes really are sensitive aren't they? Getting all riled up over something that hasn't been proven.

Nice going Newsweek.

[tet68]

"NUTS!"

[Congressman Billybob]

This is one more proof, if any be needed, that "Muslim clerics" as a group are crazy as a sh*thouse rat. The truth behind the "desecration of the Koran" story seems to be that a MUSLIM prisoner stuffed the pages of HIS Koran in a toilet at Guantanamo to cause trouble.

Note that these sh*thouse rats (excuse me, Muslim clerics) did not make a peep of protest when Muslims (Sunnis) set off bombs in Muslim (Shiite) mosques, which presumably contained a copy or two of their holy Koran, in addition to assorted formerly live Muslims.

We have got to start shooting, rather than capturing, all who choose to take up any form of arms against us. Also, it is high time that we start having military trials of the foreigners we capture in Iraqi, most of them Saudis. Then we can tie them to posts and execute them with firing squads, just as we did to people in Germany AFTER WW II, when they continued their fighting because they didn't get the memo that the war was over and their side lost.

Did I miss anything?

Congressman Billybob

Latest column: "We Have Seen the Light"

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

The Bush administration had better not appease these Islamic slimebuckets.

[Bringbackthedraft]

It doesn't take much to stir them up. A rumor alone seems to do it. Its easy to manipulate the uneducated. How many bibles have they destroyed? Does that mean we should declare a Crusade? Now every prisoner we release from Gitmo can bring back false stories and stir them up even more.

[Delta 21]

Well, we are already in the region. One more holy war, more or less, wont make much difference.

But I dont know about wednesday........

[VOYAGER]

CNN ^ FAIZABAD, Afghanistan (Reuters) -- A group of Afghan Muslim clerics have threatened to call for a holy war against the United States in three days unless it hands over military interrogators reported to have desecrated the Quran.

Instead of flushing the Quran why not just stuff it in a pig's behind?

Then offer a public apology to the insulted pig!

[cripplecreek]

"unless it hands over military interrogators reported to have desecrated the Quran."


Yeah, that's gonna happen. LOL

[ozarkgirl]

A group of Afghan Muslim clerics have threatened to call for a holy war against the United States in three days unless it hands over military interrogators reported to have desecrated the Quran

Yeah, like that's gonna happen. Why do they make these threats, they know we're not gonna hand anyone over. Stupid.

[JennysCool]

Excitable, loony zealots are always so much fun to watch.

But enough of Newsweek.

[OldSmaj]

...we will launch a jihad against America," said a statement issued by about 300 clerics...

I don't know why there is a problem with this.

Everybody knows that the pages of the koran are too hard to flush down the toilet.

Thats why I only allow it to be used in my hunting cabin outhouse open hole.

It decomposes well in there.

I would not recommend it for lining the cat box with, though, as Tabby tends to not want to defile her paws by stepping on the damn thing.

We were able to plug up some holes in the cabin walls with it. Just soak the pages in water, not enough to where they disintegrate, but just kinda overly damp, then jam it into the holes with a screwdriver or similiar.

Once it dries, it stays put and then you can hang a picture of Jesus over the area.

And for the appeasers and Moo-slim lovers out there, I meant every word of it.

[anton]

Where can I get some Koran toilet paper?

[federal]

There is only one bigger waste of trees in the entire world than newsweak and that is the koran.

The rantings of a murdering, thieving, lying paedophile written 200 years after he died because mohammed was too stupid to even read or write. Its a shame a tree is ever wasted on such worthless trash.

[Ros42]

The clerics in the northeastern province of Badakhshan said they wanted U.S. President George W. Bush to handle the matter honestly "and hand the culprits over to an Islamic country for punishment."

Sure..we'll send them on their way..they'll have little Newsweek passes around their necks! Do with them what you must!

[kalee]

I would laugh if this wasn't so serious.