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1 posted on 05/17/2005 11:15:55 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Someone needs to be sued now for putting that tower there. They killed this innocent man.


2 posted on 05/17/2005 11:18:34 AM PDT by SteveMcKing
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Was the Norwegian clothing company called Splat!?


3 posted on 05/17/2005 11:18:40 AM PDT by VA_Gentleman
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Hold muh Darwin and watch this!


4 posted on 05/17/2005 11:19:07 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (BALLISTIC CATHARSIS: perforating uncooperative objects with chunks of lead)
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Musta forgot to put his "Extreme" underarm deodorant on in the morning....or maybe he didn't have an "Extreme" snack bar for breakfast, washed down with an "Extreme" sports drink....


5 posted on 05/17/2005 11:20:36 AM PDT by randog (What the....?!)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Look! Plummetting from the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane! It's a Norwegian!


6 posted on 05/17/2005 11:21:06 AM PDT by theDentist (The Dems are putting all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

So now France will surrender to Norway.


7 posted on 05/17/2005 11:21:16 AM PDT by Alouette (Muslims bite the hand that feeds them, and kiss the boot that kicks them.)
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Preliminary investigations indicated that the man planned to film his jump as part of publicity for a Norwegian clothing brand

Too bad they didn't sell parachute pants.
8 posted on 05/17/2005 11:21:34 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
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Over here.
9 posted on 05/17/2005 11:22:25 AM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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"part of publicity for a Norwegian clothing brand,"

Darwin Dungarees??

10 posted on 05/17/2005 11:23:25 AM PDT by Reo
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Looking at the design of the structure...why would you want to jump from a structure with a base larger than where you're jumping from?


11 posted on 05/17/2005 11:23:54 AM PDT by EX52D
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It wasn't Tourist Guy, was it?


12 posted on 05/17/2005 11:24:10 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Controlled substance laws created the federal health care monopoly and fund terrorism.)
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That's gonna leave a mark.


13 posted on 05/17/2005 11:24:39 AM PDT by KidGlock (Get in the pit and try to love some one)
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Shouldn't the headline be Eiffel Tower "attempted parachutist"?


14 posted on 05/17/2005 11:25:23 AM PDT by zencat (The universe is not what it appears, nor is it something else.)
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"Look ma! No hands!"


15 posted on 05/17/2005 11:25:59 AM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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What, no warning labels. Everybody knows warning labels prevent any possibility of a tradgedy.


16 posted on 05/17/2005 11:26:25 AM PDT by ctlpdad
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Dumbo tries to fly without his ears.


20 posted on 05/17/2005 11:37:52 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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Ban the Eiffel Tower NOW!


21 posted on 05/17/2005 11:38:44 AM PDT by Stellar Dendrite (Allen/DeLay 2008!)
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I have a quibble with the headline. A parachutist is someone who successfully parachutes. This guy was a parachuter for about 10 feet. After that, he was indistinguishable from a jumper.


22 posted on 05/17/2005 11:38:48 AM PDT by gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
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It wasn't the fall that killed him, it was the sudden stop.


27 posted on 05/17/2005 11:43:15 AM PDT by Wiggins
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Once again proving gravity does indeed work...


30 posted on 05/17/2005 11:50:05 AM PDT by MD_Willington_1976
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