[NormsRevenge]

In this handout photo provided by Caretas Magazine, Peru's Police Lt. Lady Bardales, 23, poses for Caretas Magazine in Lima, May 2005. For months, rumors that Bardales was romantically involved with President Alejandro Toledo were strictly fodder for Peru's tabloid press, which dubbed her Lady "Bi" _ an allusion to Britain's Princess Diana. (AP Photo/Caretas Magazine, HO)

[Horatio Gates]

Index, index, index. Keep the finger off the trigger and get that muzzle down, lady.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

She can arrest me anytime.

[ARCADIA]

Peru's Police Lt. Lady Bardales

You would think she would have enough training to keep her finger off that trigger.

[wideawake]

She's OK.

She's no Shakira or Sofia Vergara (and yes, I know that both those ladies hail from Baranquilla, Colombia and not Peru).

[WideGlide]

She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do do do
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane.

The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the Nation Trust.

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun.

Happiness is a warm gun
Happiness is a warm gun
When I hold you in my arms
And I feel my finger on your trigger
I know no one can do me no harm
Because happiness is a warm gun
-Yes it is.

[xcamel]

Put her in charge of "AbuGrabMe" ??

[jalisco555]

Feh. Flabby arms, no chest and, worst of all, no knowledge of handgun safety. El Presidente can have her.