Well, sadly, I hardly ever eat ice cream any more anyway. But I could easily eat 2 pints a day, were it not for the bad side effects. Ice cream is the pefect food.
Ice Cream is indeed the perfect food. It tastes good, requires no preparation, and usually isn't green. I am still hoping that, like red wine, ice cream will be discovered to have medicinal properties that
outweigh* its potential for causing harm.
*poor choice of words