[MindBender26]

This is a typical MSM "crisis idiocy" article.

You could stand in the middle of Times Square handing out $20 bills, and the New York Post would find someone to protest it!

It's like todays "Orlando Sentinel"

"INCREASED HURRICANE THREAT"

The small print reveals we now have a 4.9% chance of getting hit by a hurricane this year, as opposed to the usual 4.0% chance. In other words, we have a 1 on 20 chance, as opposed to the typical 1 in 25 chance.

.....and the papers make it into a big story!

[fortheDeclaration]

Don't sleep beyond dawn. Dawn's when the French and Indians attack."

I've got that one memorized!