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On Handling the Koran
http://netwmd.com ^ | May 30, 2005 | Andrew L. Jaffee

Posted on 05/30/2005 4:47:09 PM PDT by forty_years

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To: forty_years

Does Al Queda issue regulations on how to handle the Koran during a beheading, such as how far away it should be to avoid any splatter? This should be coming from the Onion.


21 posted on 05/30/2005 5:35:44 PM PDT by Bernard
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To: forty_years

We should take all of the damn Korans away. Say "Look, we don't want to offend anyone, but these rules for the "proper" handling of this book are so complicated, and you all get so upset when some perceived insult happens, we'd rather not risk that happening anymore. Now, how about a nice eggs and bacon breakfast?"


22 posted on 05/30/2005 5:37:28 PM PDT by kcar (TheUNsucks.com)
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To: Nachum

Perfect for lining that new puppies cage.

Makes great filler for that pig feed.

Perfect for leveling the lid on the septic tank.


23 posted on 05/30/2005 5:38:17 PM PDT by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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To: Nachum
1 Put on rubber gloves
2 Pick up koran
3 Tear out 4 pages
4 Arrange pages to cover dinner plate
5 Remove gloves and incinerate them
6 Wash hands
7 Cook bacon
8 Place cooked bacon on koran pages to soak up grease
9 Eat bacon
10 Toss koran pages in trash bin
24 posted on 05/30/2005 5:38:33 PM PDT by MrBambaLaMamba (Buy 'Allah' brand urinal cakes - If you can't kill the enemy at least you can piss on their god)
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To: forty_years

Way past time for a reality check, indeed.


25 posted on 05/30/2005 5:40:55 PM PDT by hershey
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To: pookie18
Wow. pookie18 is in the club.

You know, I have a wall at work dedicated daily to your posts, and that wall has become something of an addiction for many in the office.

26 posted on 05/30/2005 5:42:05 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: CzarNicky
It's good for shop towels too.
Leave a copy by the hand-wash station and it'll be gone in a week.

I keep one under my hood to wipe my dipstick when I check the oil.

27 posted on 05/30/2005 5:45:09 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: forty_years

I use page 45...the one with the passage about lying in wait for the infidel.....to apply jock itch medicine.


28 posted on 05/30/2005 5:50:55 PM PDT by Archie Bunker on steroids
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To: forty_years

Hell will freeze over before I call Muhammadanism's book holy.


29 posted on 05/30/2005 5:54:37 PM PDT by dennisw (He writes everything's been returned which was owed...)
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To: Alouette

2ND, GREAT LAUGH TODAY!

TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

GODSPEED!


30 posted on 05/30/2005 6:02:56 PM PDT by alpha-8-25-02 (SAVED BY GRACE AND GRACE ALONE!)
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To: Leapfrog
Wow. pookie18 is in the club.

Here's another potential member...listen to him speaking to a radical Islamist...


31 posted on 05/30/2005 6:03:38 PM PDT by pookie18 (Clinton Happens!)
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To: Leapfrog

I resent not being included in your list as an enemy of islam.


32 posted on 05/30/2005 6:03:55 PM PDT by Lester Moore (islam's allah is Satan and is NOT the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.)
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To: alpha-8-25-02; All

YOU GUYS ARE TOO FUNNY!

GODSPEED!


33 posted on 05/30/2005 6:08:52 PM PDT by alpha-8-25-02 (SAVED BY GRACE AND GRACE ALONE!)
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To: Lester Moore

Sorry about that. The mistake has been rectified.


34 posted on 05/30/2005 6:09:44 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Lester Moore

Amen to your tagline, BTW.


35 posted on 05/30/2005 6:11:09 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Leapfrog

May I be considered for membership in the club too?


36 posted on 05/30/2005 6:26:39 PM PDT by cooldog (Islam is a criminal conspiracy to commit mass murder ... deal with it!)
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To: forty_years

This doesn't appear to be a forum for the serious discussion of this topic, but here goes anyway.

Go buy a bible, a koran, a torah - and do whatever you want with it as a private citizen. But I can't believe the people here really want representatives of the government acting in their official capacity flushing religious writings down the toilet based on the religious content.

For the US military personnel, DODD 1300.17 para 3.1. states, "A basic principle of our nation is free exercise of religion. The Department of Defense places a high value on the rights of members of the Armed Forces to observe the tenets of their respective religions." This same respect is extended to EPWs and other detained persons in the Army's FM 3-19.40, Internment & Resettlement Operations.

Religious harassment, as an act of a pissed off or sadistic guard, shows a lack of discipline. As a strategy for intelligence collection, it's ineffective and shortsighted.

HOWEVER ... having talked with folks who work at the USDB and in the federal prison system, the Gitmo rules for handling the Koran go way beyond what other federal institutions are doing. In other words, if you're a Muslim in Martha Stewart's "Camp Cupcake", your Koran probably won't get the white glove, treat-it-like-a-valuable-antique treatment when it comes time to search the cell.

The other side of free exercise in a military environment is military necessity. While I don't think it's necessary to intentionally mistreat the Koran (and neither does the CJCS according to public statements), it certainly is necessary to search prisoners and their cells for security purposes.


37 posted on 05/30/2005 6:28:00 PM PDT by bin2baghdad
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To: cooldog

Love that tagline as well. Yeah, let's deal with it!


38 posted on 05/30/2005 6:31:08 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: bin2baghdad
"A basic principle of our nation is free exercise of religion."

islam is not a religion.

It is a death cult.

39 posted on 05/30/2005 6:35:19 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Leapfrog

Do you want the government making that decision? Maybe they'll decide your faith isn't a religion, either.


40 posted on 05/30/2005 6:36:32 PM PDT by bin2baghdad
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