Posted on 06/03/2005 6:23:59 PM PDT by WmShirerAdmirer
Pingoroonie!
This guy's been called dead nearly as many times as Osama. The best way for a cleric sympathizer to buy him time would be to claim he was dead and secretly buried.
Here we go again.
DEAD! ALIVE! DEAD! ALIVE! DEAD!
"Show me the BODY" or stay out of the way.
Good Friday? :D
I'll believe that when they produce his body and a DNA test is done.
Don't need the body, I'd settle for his head on a pike.
Ahem....I'll wait till his next internet message telling us of his demise before I believe it. Still praying though!!! ;-)
Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
MORTICIAN: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop] CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right.
[clop clop]
MORTICIAN: Who's that then?
CUSTOMER: I don't know.
MORTICIAN: Must be a king.
CUSTOMER: Why?
MORTICIAN: He hasn't got sh.t all over him.
Find the grave, exhume the body and run DNA tests or whatever other tests deemed necessary, or even possible, to ascertain the identity, and upon determining it is really al-Zarqawi, decapitate the corpse, and display the head on a pike.
I realize this is a most extraordinary treatment of a corpse, but in light of the extreme and ruthless cruelty that has been attributed to al-Zarqawi, this Old Testament form of retribution is fully justified, and would have a most telling effect on all the would-be jihadists.
... and, his body was sprinkled with bacon bits and eaten by dogs!
Bring us his head on a pike as proof or we will start a rumor that he shaved his beard and put on a frilly pink dress before running away like a turpentined monkey.
Its Friday and time for another Zarquari death story.
Huh? What al-Qaqa leadership in Afghanistan?
AGAIN!!!
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