[Publius6961]

Maybe we should just declare Monday "National Pi$$ on the Qu'ran" Day and get it over with.

Totally unnecessary.
In my universe, every day is...

[Ramius]

Imagine a scene in 1944, of the New York Times running a top-of-the-fold headline charging that U.S. Soldiers in Europe were being accused of urinating on a copy of Mein Kampf.