Posted on 06/09/2005 12:25:44 PM PDT by BenLurkin
hahaa.a.. oh, that was evil...hahahahaha.a.
You mean they are a nation of Lily von Shtupp's ?
ROTFLMAO!!!
Whatever. I seriously doubt that French men (or most men) for that matter could deal with morning sickness, joint pain, pelvic floor pain, stretch marks, and of course labor or worse, a c-section. Most men I know become big babies when they get a cold!
Sounds like that book is already paying for itself.
It's pretty funny, actually.
Thanks for the set up.
Maybe this is why they have tampon machine's in French men's rooms.
I scanned some of the pages from your link.
It does look entertaining.
Judith: Well why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
Loretta: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?
Loretta: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Loretta: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb. Where's the foetis going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
--------[Loretta starts crying.]
Judith: Here. I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault... not even the Roman's, but that he can have the right to have babies.
--------[This seems to satisfy him.]
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister, sorry.
Reg: What's the point?
Francis: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.
"Eighty-six percent of the fathers queried said they were ready "to take a paternity leave of several months to live their fatherhood more intensely," provided it caused "minimal financial impact.'"
Well no kidding. If I could take several months off and still get paid most of my salary I would take that deal in a second. I really doubt however, that these guys would be spending most of that time with their kids.
Oh man. You just had to, did you! :-)
Is that the international sign for "No" across the front of his trunks?
Where do I sign up? I'd love to "live my fatherhood more intensely".....uh, that doesn't mean I have to wear a mannery gland does it?
Happy to oblige, ya done good!
Funny, he doesn't look French.
That hits the nail right on the head!
That pic cries out for a caption contest!
ORCA survives on land!!!
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