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Cats use fax as toilet, spark house fire
My Way News ^ | 6/10/05 | Reuters

Posted on 06/10/2005 3:01:10 PM PDT by wagglebee

TOKYO (Reuters) - Two kittens picked the wrong place to relieve themselves when they urinated on a fax machine, sparking a fire that extensively damaged their Japanese owner's house.

Investigators in the western city of Kobe have concluded that the fire in January was caused by a spark generated when the urine soaked the machine's electrical printing mechanism.

The fire damaged the kitchen and living room before it was put out by the house's owner, who was treated for mild smoke inhalation, said Masahito Oyabu, a fireman at the Nagata fire station in central Kobe.

The kittens quickly ran to safety, he added.

"If you have a cat, or a dog for that matter, be careful where they urinate," Oyabu said. "Especially keep them away from electrical appliances and wires."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Japan; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cats; hatewhenthathappens; lolol
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The kittens quickly ran to safety, he added.

It's possible that the owner was a troll and they were trying to get rid of him.

1 posted on 06/10/2005 3:01:10 PM PDT by wagglebee
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I wonder if the little arsonists were charged with a feline-y?


2 posted on 06/10/2005 3:02:27 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (I was Lucy Ramirez when being Lucy Ramirez wasn't cool.)
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On second thought, the kitty litter scented toner was probably a mistake.


3 posted on 06/10/2005 3:02:30 PM PDT by Reaganesque
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I wonder if the little arsonists were charged with a feline-y?

GROAN... ;-)

4 posted on 06/10/2005 3:03:59 PM PDT by bikepacker67
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When our cat expires, thats it, no more cats.

If it wasn't for the wife, I may have capped him already.

5 posted on 06/10/2005 3:06:01 PM PDT by lormand (George W. Bush is saving your ass, whether you like it or not.)
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6 posted on 06/10/2005 3:06:17 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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No! Bad kitties!

I bet that was shocking....

7 posted on 06/10/2005 3:06:46 PM PDT by RichInOC (CATS: WHAT HAPPEN?)
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It's possible that the owner was a troll and they were trying to get rid of him.

That is pretty funny!


8 posted on 06/10/2005 3:08:15 PM PDT by andyandval (Try flushing a book down the toilet....get back to me on how you did)
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Maybe the catridge was empty


9 posted on 06/10/2005 3:08:31 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo ("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
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"If you have a cat, or a dog for that matter, be careful where they urinate,"

What's that supposed to mean? The carpet is fine, but draw the line at your computer keyboard while watching them 24 hours a day?

10 posted on 06/10/2005 3:08:34 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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One of my cats used to love to lounge about on the top of my CRT computer monitor. Then she barfed into it. Bye bye $600 monitor. Luckily it was in hibernate mode so she wasn't hurt. These days I have an LCD monitor, so there's no room on top for her. She still leaps up on the desk and looks wistfully up at it, apparently wishing for her old warm sleeping platform.


11 posted on 06/10/2005 3:09:13 PM PDT by John Jorsett (scam never sleeps)
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There sure is alot of (pee pee) stories on FR today, now I gotta go.....!!!!


12 posted on 06/10/2005 3:09:29 PM PDT by cmsgop (Catch A+BERT in "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants")
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If it wasn't for the wife, I may have capped him already.

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:o)

13 posted on 06/10/2005 3:10:54 PM PDT by andyandval (Try flushing a book down the toilet....get back to me on how you did)
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Obviously these weren't Viking Kitties..... all of them are trained to use toilets! They are soooo smart!;-)
14 posted on 06/10/2005 3:11:07 PM PDT by tiredoflaundry (I hate Hurricane Season!)
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I wonder if the little arsonists were charged with a feline-y?

You're not kitten. Hey, this must be international urine day or something -- first the sheep and now this. Support your local WC!!

15 posted on 06/10/2005 3:12:19 PM PDT by speedy
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Dogs would never do this.....stupid cats.


16 posted on 06/10/2005 3:12:39 PM PDT by Dog
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I understand the police are grilling her and she's tap-dancing like a cat on a hot tin roof. It seems the crime scene was littered with clues, and investigators are certain the fire was set on purr-pose.
17 posted on 06/10/2005 3:13:04 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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"Why the hell is this fax machine hissing at ME?"
18 posted on 06/10/2005 3:13:11 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
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To: lormand
When our cat expires, thats it, no more cats.

If it wasn't for the wife, I may have capped him already.


19 posted on 06/10/2005 3:13:39 PM PDT by itsamelman (“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.” -- Al Swearengen)
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At least they did not relieve themselves on sooper-dooper veddy incredibly holy Quran!!

Allah be praised!

20 posted on 06/10/2005 3:14:07 PM PDT by MarineDad (Whenever mosques and JDAM's meet, civilization benefits.)
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