Top Ten Favorite Words (Not in the Dictionary)

Merriam-Webster Online ^ | 6-19-05 | Either Merriam or Webster

[Liberty Valance]

1. ginormous (adj): bigger than gigantic and bigger than enormous

2. confuzzled (adj): confused and puzzled at the same time

3. woot (interj): an exclamation of joy or excitement

4. chillax (v): chill out/relax, hang out with friends

5. cognitive displaysia (n): the feeling you have before you even leave the house that you are going to forget something and not remember it until you're on the highway

6. gription (n): the purchase gained by friction: "My car needs new tires because the old ones have lost their gription."

7. phonecrastinate (v): to put off answering the phone until caller ID displays the incoming name and number

8. slickery (adj): having a surface that is wet and icy

9. snirt (n): snow that is dirty, often seen by the side of roads and parking lots that have been plowed

10. lingweenie (n): a person incapable of producing neologisms

[Liberty Valance]

Woot!

[andyandval]

pulchritudinous

[timsbella]

My favorite new words always come from my seven year old -"Excuse this interruptment, mom, there's a disastrophe in the back yard."

[andyandval]

Not in the dictionary

I wish I could delete this comment.

[Liberty Valance]

LOL

[DumpsterDiver]

spokeshole (n.) a combination of spokesperson and a$$hole.

[quark]

Clintonesque, Clintonian (adj.)

[GSlob]

Nah, that's a ventriloquist

[GSlob]

Clintorrhoid (n.), clintorrhoidal (adj.) - denotes or pertains to the condition normally ameliorated by preparation "C".

[TheOtherOne]

Cly·mer
n. Vulgar Slang

1. The anus.
2. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.
3. The most miserable or undesirable place in a particular area.

[Liberty Valance]

Durbinski (n) 1) When you lie again about your original lie.
2)See: Clintonesque

[dakine]

dakine (n)

[timsbella]

Calling Dr. Dean, "Is that a derivative of "hillariodal"?

[Tennessee_Bob]

Least favorite misused word - pacific, as in - I have a pacific plan to get this accomplished.

[DumpsterDiver]

dakine (n)

And the definition is?

(Switch the letters around and dakine = "i naked")

[SERKIT]

nother, as is "That's a whole nother story".

[minus_273]

you forgot pwned!

[BulletBobCo]

Freeper!

[stands2reason]

nipply --- chilly weather that creates a certain bodily response.

"Might want to take a jacket; it's a bit nipply outside."

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

From my personal dictionary:

Firch noun; unidentified debris or dirt. "There's some firch on my jacket". Origin unknown.

Chud noun; A semi-brainless but amiable person. "You'll like Tony, he's a real chud." also Chudded the state of being a chud. "I couldn't think straight at work today, I was really chudded." From the movie C.H.U.D.

My friends actually use these terms!