[QQQQQ]

LOL!


"And the orange-glazed chicken you’ve heard so much about? I’ll let you in on a little secret: it’s dry."

The horrors! ;)

[stevem]

This is good stuff!

[dfwgator]

Not only that, I've heard they set the AC to a whopping 78 degrees.

[KarlInOhio]

My contacts inside tell me that the prisoners are forced to sit on hard wooden chairs for hours with no cushions. Think about that. That’s like sitting in a baseball stadium all afternoon… but no game is playing.

Even the Spanish Inquisition used comfy chairs and soft cushions. The horror of it all.

[SF Republican]

Sweet - although I am not certain "not seeing" U2 is torture

[Krodg]

By the time they hear about the wedding, the divorce will be final and they won’t even be able to get in on the betting pool.

LOL! Who wrote this??

[6SJ7]

The orange-glaze chicken? It's dry! Bwaaaaa! Now that's torture!

[IronJack]

Word is that Amnesty International and Zuggat's found water spots on the salad forks, and that the chablis was served at room temperature, not slightly chilled! Okay, these guys are prisoners of war, but are they ANIMALS??!!!

[Baraonda]

Am I on time for the ZOT?

[linkinpunk]

Are the prisoners still allowed to listen to Air America and receive the DNC's monthly newsletter?

[sandydipper]

Just Unimagineable - I'm Shocked! Shocked I say!

[Raycpa]

i just had no idea we could be this inhumane.

[conserv13]

Sorry, but locked naked in a freezing room with loud music blasting in your ears for 18 hours is different than your chicken dinner being a little dry.

Durbin was wrong for what he said and I support the troops, but that does not mean we should be in the business of suffering or celebrating and making light of questionable practices.

[Dog Gone]

Well done. This piece makes sure you swallow it hook, line, and sinker before letting you go free in order to laugh out loud.

[TASMANIANRED]

Pretty funny.

[TASMANIANRED]

Left out the terrible torture of being near scantily clad females.

[Jackknife]

[JerseyHighlander]

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lonestar.
Lonestar: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate.
Lonestar: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing!!

[boothead]

The weary, sleepy prisoners, none of whom had been fed for forty-eight hours, were ordered ashore, and were herded off into their pens. Every prisoner was forced to surrender every article of value or interest that he possessed, no matter how harmless or how useful. The robberies embraced all money, watches, rings, keepsakes, locket, gold pencils, knives, trinkets, etc.

They were marched into four-acres pens, and told to “Scratch into some hole or other, --meaning to find shelter as best they could.” “And now I must speak of the fearful effects of this much coveted fluid. Horrified at seeing a cart filled with dead bodies, I inquired what had occasioned this surprising mortality. ‘Oh it is the water.’ was the reply-‘that well is rank poison! It is killing us all by inches.”

The food allowed the prisoners consisted of a cup of rice-water (called soup) and three crackers at 9 a. m.; and the same, with a morsel of rancid bacon at 3 p.m. It was just sufficient to maintain life. True. the soup was always lukewarm, and garnished with white worms half an inch long; while the food was gritty with sand and dirt.

Guantanamo Torture? No, Point Lookout, Maryland torture, where my great grandfather died. 1863

[stands2reason]

Now, THAT'S funny.