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The Simpson Sisters' Hollywood Takeover? (LOL, Feelgood story of the day)
Yahoooooooo!!! ^ | 23 JUN 05 | Some yahoo drone

Posted on 06/23/2005 2:06:06 AM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth

The scorching-hot SIMPSON sisters are ready to rule the silver screen this summer -- as both JESSICA and ASHLEE are making their movie debuts in lead roles in the very same month -- August.

Jessica, as most of the universe knows, will be running around in skimpy cutoffs in the 'Dukes of Hazzard,' out August 5, while Ashlee is a bit more covered up in 'Undiscovered,' out August 26.

"It's cool because Jessica and I are doing our first big roles at the exact same time," Ashlee explained. "We call each other and make sure everything is going cool on the set and everything."

"I'm kind of grungy and she's Daisy Duke," Ashlee admits. "I don't know if I would've been a good Daisy Duke. Not yet. I think Jessica's probably the best Daisy Duke out there."

(Excerpt) Read more at et.tv.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: simpsons
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To: Darkwolf377
I saw the video for her remake of These Boots Are Made For Walkin. All by itself it makes the creation of the music video A Good Thing.
I called it Jessica's "Britneyization" but it's more like the video Britney wishes she could make.

Yes, I know we have rules:

-Eric

21 posted on 06/23/2005 4:20:44 AM PDT by E Rocc (If God is watching us, we can at least try to be entertaining)
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To: E Rocc

Britney is probably going down fast but there was nothing wrong with that body.


22 posted on 06/23/2005 5:00:25 AM PDT by yarddog
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To: backhoe

That was what I thought too!


23 posted on 06/23/2005 5:02:06 AM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
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To: yarddog
Britney is probably going down fast
Then how did she get pregnant?

-Eric

24 posted on 06/23/2005 5:07:03 AM PDT by E Rocc (If God is watching us, we can at least try to be entertaining)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

Hollywood "success" for chicks men wanna f**k is nothing new.


25 posted on 06/23/2005 5:11:34 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: yarddog
Britney is probably going down fast but there was nothing wrong with that body.

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Ignoring the softball....Spears will look like the proto-typical trailer park chick with six kids before she's thirty. That body pic is a natural as a Hostess Twinkie.

26 posted on 06/23/2005 5:16:39 AM PDT by wtc911 ("I would like at least to know his name.")
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

>>>"I'm kind of grungy and she's Daisy Duke>>>

I've seen that video "These boots are made for walking" and believe me honey, she's pretty grungy in her movie too. Not to mention the girl can't dance. She does look good in cut offs though, guess that's the only requirement to be Daisy Duke.


27 posted on 06/23/2005 6:10:54 AM PDT by sandbar
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To: sandbar

I watched a repeat of Dukes of Hazzard last night - the one where Daisy enters the beauty contest. Having seen her squeezed into a bathing suit, one has to say the original Daisy will take some topping.


28 posted on 06/23/2005 6:14:17 AM PDT by jjbrouwer (Chelsea - kings of England!)
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To: wtc911
That body pic is a natural as a Hostess Twinkie.

Yeah, but still.

:o)

29 posted on 06/23/2005 6:21:40 AM PDT by TheBigB (Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
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To: jjbrouwer
I think Jess fills Daisy's...um, Daisys pretty well...

30 posted on 06/23/2005 6:22:50 AM PDT by TheBigB (Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

Lisa and Maggie?


31 posted on 06/23/2005 6:23:23 AM PDT by Junior (“Even if you are one-in-a-million, there are still 6,000 others just like you.”)
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To: TheBigB

Just Dayum!


32 posted on 06/23/2005 6:39:52 AM PDT by jayef (e)
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To: TheBigB

33 posted on 06/23/2005 8:23:47 AM PDT by jjbrouwer (Chelsea - kings of England!)
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To: backhoe
I didn't know who they were, either. Then again, in another thread I mistook Chuck Hagle for a Democrat.

Either I haven't had enough coffee yet this AM, or it's time for a brain transplant.
34 posted on 06/23/2005 8:27:15 AM PDT by LIConFem (A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
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To: LIConFem

And I just misspelled "Hagel". I think I'll go home and sleep it off...


35 posted on 06/23/2005 8:29:04 AM PDT by LIConFem (A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
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To: jjbrouwer
"...one has to say the original Daisy will take some topping."

Please don't use "Daisy Duke" and "topping" in the same sentence...If Mr. h reads it, I'll never be able to bring him back from the Daisy Duke Fantasy World he's lived in lo, all these many years....
36 posted on 06/23/2005 8:30:49 AM PDT by hummingbird ("If it wasn't for the insomnia, I could have gotten some sleep!")
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To: jjbrouwer

Oh, now you've really ruined it for me...Daisy Duke and the General Lee in the same photo!? I may have to keep Mr. h off of Free Republic until this thread safely passes into archives!


37 posted on 06/23/2005 8:32:50 AM PDT by hummingbird ("If it wasn't for the insomnia, I could have gotten some sleep!")
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth
Point of order here, rules and regulations must be strictly followed...


38 posted on 06/23/2005 8:35:31 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: hummingbird
Okay, one more...


39 posted on 06/23/2005 8:58:06 AM PDT by jjbrouwer (Chelsea - kings of England!)
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To: jjbrouwer

40 posted on 06/23/2005 9:00:44 AM PDT by jjbrouwer (Chelsea - kings of England!)
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