I have taken the liberty of drafting Rove's apology:
"Sorry you were offended"
"Sorry you were offended"
Yup.
Or perhaps:
"I'm sorry that you liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers."
"It is not worth while to strain one's self to tell the truth to people who habitually discount everything you tell them, whether it is true or isn't."
Twain
How about "Sorry the truth offends you."
Correction: "I'm sorry you liberals were offended"
LOL!
The Illinois Democrat has since apologized for the remarks.
Well. He didn't apologize for what he said, he said he apologized for being mis-interpreted.
"Sorry you were offended"
Yours was much better written than mine. The I one wrote for him said: "Eat me."
Close. "I'm sorry you mis-interpreted my comments."
I would offer this as an "apology": "For those of you liberals who believe my comments were directed towards you, I offer no apology because you represent the scum of America for which no apology is needed. For the rest of you who recognize that my comments were not directed at you (because you are no scumbag liberal) then no apology is needed."
Make the first word "Glad" if the truth is intended.
Sorry IF you were offended
The Durban apology sounded like a man who turned female.
Maybe he is on medication because his voice was cracking and changing pitches while he attempted to sound honest.