Posted on 07/19/2005 5:47:29 PM PDT by Huntress
"One of the things you learn when you go on the nightclub floor is never show fear, because then you're dead meat," said Bob Newhart, recalling his almost overnight transformation from Chicago accountant to successful stand-up comedian. "So I've just pretended for the last 45 years I knew what I was doing."
Speaking at a PBS press conference in Beverly Hills last week for Bob Newhart: Unbuttoned, which premieres on the networks "American Masters series July 20, Newhart recalled his almost overnight transformation from shy Chicago accountant to stand-up sensation when he first tried out his 18 minutes of material in a nightclub.
As the applause continued after Newhart left the stage, the maitre d told him to go back the audience wanted more. But those 18 minutes were all the young comic had. Still, he gamely went back out on stage. I just said, Which one would you like to hear again?
Its the perfect Bob Newhart moment: modest to the point of absurdity, with just the right note of self-parody. Newhart has been on something of a roll lately, especially with his recurring role on the ABC ratings juggernaut Desperate Housewives. (Also, season one of the old Bob Newhart Show was released on DVD this spring.) But can the button-down mind of Bob Newhart really be that button-down?
Apparently so, possibly to the point of being slightly weird. Contrary to Hollywood tradition, the 76-year-old comedian has been famously and happily married for 42 years to the same wife he started out with. When she gets the last laugh on him, he likes to tell the story. I said, Do you think Joanne Woodward makes Paul Newman take out the recyclables? he said, recalling a complaint he made on garbage day. She said, If you were Paul Newman, I wouldnt make you take out the recyclables.
All this is an especially good thing because Newhart lived with his parents until he was in his late 20s and almost never dated. We didnt need to dig for dirt to make this interesting, an A&E producer noted a few years ago, when the cable networks Biography series premiered Bob Newhart: The Last Sane Man. After a perfectly timed pause, Newhart added then: Luckily, the bestiality thing never came up.
Newhart and his wife Ginny are devout Catholics who took their four children to Mass every Sunday even (maybe especially) while the comedian was working in Las Vegas. Although hes always been a devoted family man, Newhart insisted that Bob and Emily Hartley in the old Bob Newhart Show remain childless. He never wanted to do another family show where, as he put it at the PBS press conference, the final shot is were all kissing Daddy and we love him but (rolling his eyes) oh, boy...
Although Newhart is known for being remarkably unprone to celebrity tantrums, his flashes of displeasure get the point across in a lethally button-down way. Thats very funny, Newhart famously responded, when, in the fifth season of The Bob Newhart Show, the writers showed him a script in which Emily announced she was pregnant. Theres only one problem. Who are you going to get to play Bob?
As deadpan comic actor David Hyde Pierce notes in the PBS film, Newhart is carrying on a deadpan tradition in comedy that goes all the way back to Buster Keaton. And Stalin. This style may not always get as much attention as shock comedy, but it can be as successful: Newharts debut 1960 album, The Button Down Mind of Bob Newhart, was the first comedy record to hit number one on the charts, outselling even Elvis Presley.
Whats his favorite monologue? The press agent for Abe Lincoln, Newhart said. Lincoln keeps getting things wrong, and the press agent says, Please read the bio! You were a rail-splitter, then an attorney. You wouldnt give up your law practice to become a rail-splitter!
In the old Biography special, Newhart is seen at once updating his act while at the same time refusing to update it. Oh...I hear a little murmur, he interrupts himself at the beginning of his vintage monologue The Driving Instructor. Why does it have to be a woman driver? Thats sexist!
OK, Newhart continues amiably, lets make it a Chinese driver. Then he begins the monologue in pretend Chinese before informing the audience: Now I can do the next eight minutes of this in Chinese, or we can go back to the woman driver.
In the famous series finale of Newhart, the 80s hit about a Vermont innkeeper, Newhart woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette of the old Bob Newhart Show and realized the entire second sitcom had been a dream. That was named one of the best TV moments ever by TV Guide.
It was my wifes idea, Newhart recalled. CBS was being unkind to us, and I said, Honey, I think Im going to pull the plug on the show. She said, If you do, make it a dream sequence. Thered been some trepidation about it, because of the bad reaction to the end of St. Elsewhere. But when people started applauding on the set we knew we had a winner.
Newharts act is famously wholesome, but he declines to criticize the tone of contemporary comedy. Working clean, you always felt good after the show, he said. At the same time, one of the funniest men ever is Richard Pryor. Its just the way I choose to work, but I dont find fault with people who feel they have to use stronger language.
I love television, I love being on it, and Im hard-pressed to put down the shows today, he added. Its what people want to watch. Its democratic, and who am I to say, No, this isnt what you watch, this is what you watch.
Catherine Seipp is a writer in California who publishes the weblog Cathy's World. She is an NRO contributor.
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That is what my brother Daryl says too!
Newhart was ahead of his time. Nowadays, millions of people are walking down the street, holding imaginary phone conversations.
Daryl or Daryl?
My daughter Emily got her name from Emily Hartley and she has alot of the "Emily" qualities. Her twin, Corinne has a TV name as well, and though quite a spitfire, thankfully bears less resemblance to her TV counterpart.
These sobs.. You want to like them..
The dream sequence scene is not one of the funniest moments on TV...it is absolutely THE FUNNIEST MOMENT EVER ON TV. Period...End of story...quit looking because you found it
"I dreamt I was an innkeeper in a crazy little town in Vermont!"
Back in the days when the IBM punch card was king, I was attending a computer programming school. In one class they showed a short film of Newhart as a guy in the patent office talking to Hollerith (inventor of the concept), who was trying to patent his idea.
Newhart had us in hysterics as he ridiculed the numbering layout and other "oddities" that we all took as Holy Writ. He really seemed to know about the subject. He didn't. he was just damned good comedian. I came away with a lot of respect for him.
Bob used to do an old routine about a one legged guy auditioning for the part of Tarzan. It was Hi-larious
Mark
To Emily: "You should wear sweaters more often."
I've always liked Bob Newhart. Interesting that he was an accountant in his previous life. On the one hand I can see it but on the other he is too funny. Most bean counters I know don't understand dry humor.
It ranks equally with Lucy & Ethel at the chocolate factory!
Who was that sweater wearing actress? Hubba-hubba.
I loved that show...I would laugh myself silly. I always found Mr. Carlin hilarious.
You're so right. When the Bob Newhart Show was on Nick at Nite, there was a promo for the show that consisted of several bits where Bob just looked at whoever delivered the joke, and blinked his eyes. It was fabulous.
"Her twin, Corinne has a TV name as well,..."
Did you name her after the character on Soap?
My daughter's name is Corinne too (so fun to hear about another!), but it was years before I remembered the character on Soap, and THEN I remembered that the mom's name was Jessica (my name!).
But it had nothing to do with that at all, she was actually named for the Taj Mahal version of the song "Corinna", but hubby liked Corinne better.
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