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  • Most UPSET Reactions to Donald Trump Winning Election Against Hillary

    09/01/2018 9:19:58 PM PDT · by entropy12 · 64 replies
    Youtube ^ | November 2016 | Unknown
    Most UPSET Reactions to Donald Trump Winning Election Against Hillary. These are the most upset reactions to Donald Trump Winning the presidential election. Rachel Maddow, Megyn Kelly, Chris Matthews, Cenk Ugyur, The View, Andrea Mitchell, React
  • Technical Support for Seniors

    08/30/2018 3:55:16 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 19 replies
    email from a friend | 8/30/2018 | unknown
    Why seniors never change their passwords WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: Cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: Boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER: 1 boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces USER: 50damnboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. USER: 50damnBoiledCabbages ShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow! WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbages ShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use
  • Explanation of a tragedy

    08/29/2018 11:25:03 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 11 replies
    email from a friend | 8/29/2018 | unknown
    Chuck Schumer was visiting a Washington D.C. primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Schumer if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So Mr Schumer asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy' A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing' in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' 'Incorrect,' said Schumer. 'That would be an accident.' <>A little girl...
  • Comedian who impersonated prime minister appointed to the job in Melania’s home country

    08/24/2018 3:36:09 AM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 8 replies
    The Hill ^ | August 18, 2018 | Jacqueline Thomsen
    A Slovenian comedian who previously impersonated the country’s former prime minister has now been appointed to the position. NBC News reported that Marjan Sarec, a longtime comedian and actor, was appointed as prime minister designate on Friday. His leftist party came second in the country’s parliamentary elections earlier this year, and he was chosen by the Parliament 55 to 31. Sarec, 40, earned fame with his impersonation of former Prime Minister Janez Jansa, who headed the country’s right-wing Slovenian Democratic Party. “We are a new party, [a] new generation in politics that is not burdened with the past," Sarec told...
  • Comedy Threatens Liberalism So Liberals Want To Kill It

    08/15/2018 9:42:01 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 66 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | August 16, 2018 | Kurt Schlichter
    It’s important to laugh at liberals, which is why liberals want to stamp out laughter. Laughter is subversive. Back when comedy was funny, before it got woke, the left used to use it to undermine traditional culture. Now that they have the wheel of the cultural car, they are afraid that people pointing and giggling at their hypocrisy, venality, and stupidity will make them lose control and crash.Hence, comedy must die.Sadly, it’s the comedians themselves who are carrying the wood to pile up around the stake. Now that liberals are firmly in control of the culture, comedy is no longer...
  • Don Rickles, Dom DeLuise & Glen Campbell Carson Tonight Show 6/9-1973

    07/20/2018 6:46:40 PM PDT · by beaversmom · 18 replies
    Video Link Been watching 70s stuff last night and some today. Mostly Tonight Shows. Not the first time. Getting big time 70s nostalgia. This one is too funny. Great chemistry between all. Totally forgot how awesome Dom DeLuise was.
  • Separated Parents Are Failing Asylum Screenings Because They’re So Heartbroken

    06/30/2018 6:47:01 PM PDT · by ATOMIC_PUNK · 48 replies
    https://www.huffingtonpost.com ^ | 06/30/2018 01:32 pm ET | By Angelina Chapin
    Separated Parents Are Failing Asylum Screenings Because They’re So Heartbroken Immigration lawyers say separated parents are too grief-stricken to focus on their cases. BROWNSVILLE, Texas Jodi Goodwin has spent the past month helping grief-stricken parents with their asylum cases. On most days, the Harlingen, Texas-based immigration lawyer drives to the Port Isabel Detention Center just outside of Brownsville to meet with clients who were separated from their children. But, she says, those mothers and fathers are too devastated to prepare for their court hearings. Instead, they replay the moment their kids were taken away by Border Patrol, worry about their...
  • OMEDIAN TRACEY ULLMAN: WOKE WILL EAT ITSELF

    06/28/2018 5:48:01 AM PDT · by RedMonqey · 27 replies
    Grabien News ^ | Jun 27, 2018
    Comedian Tracey Ullman: Woke Will Eat Itself (HotAir) Alternate title: A Typical Day on Twitter. The video is a few days old, but it’s so good as a palate cleanser that it simply can’t be missed. Comedian Tracey Ullman has enough standing as an entertainer and a cultural satirist to get away with this send-up of millennials and “wokeness” — I think, anyway. If she doesn’t, no one does, and it’s funny enough to test out the theory (Not Safe for Work language):
  • Pope Francis admits he is just making most of his theology up as he goes

    06/15/2018 1:08:21 AM PDT · by CharlesOConnell · 21 replies
    Streitbarer Zwinglianer ^ | 21 May 2018 | Zwinglius Redivivus
    In an honest, impromptu homily delivered Monday, Pope Francis admitted he is just making most of his theology up as he goes, ignoring thousands of years of official Church doctrine in favor of “whatever pops into my head at the time.”Where past Popes have been careful in their attempts to stay in line with official Catholic teaching, Pope Francis confessed he doesn’t really know much official doctrine, stating that he’s more of a “shoot from the hip kind of guy” when it comes to weighty topics of morality, salvation, God, and eternity.“People ask me questions, and I’m not always sure...
  • [VIDEO]: Sopranos MadTV Spoof (A little Friday fun)

    06/08/2018 10:49:50 AM PDT · by Maceman · 12 replies
    The Sopranos edited for broadcast TV. This always cracks me up. Best Tony Soprano impersonation ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8FUUzmaCxc [2:55]
  • PC culture causes growing rift between colleges, comedians

    06/04/2018 7:09:12 AM PDT · by Diana in Wisconsin · 14 replies
    Campus Reform ^ | June 1, 2018 | Nikita Vladamirov
    Comedians are becoming increasingly reluctant to perform on college campuses due to a sensitive culture of political correctness, and college bookers don't seem to mind. According to VICE News report published last week, several successful comedians, including Judy Gold, Jerry Seinfeld, and Chris Rock, now avoid going to college campuses because their jokes can be deemed offensive. “Why is it that everyone has to adjust to everyone else? Don’t hire me if you don’t want to hear what I have to say,” Gold told the publication. When asked to explain how she would react if her jokes offended an audience...
  • TV's imported comedians often stumble while trying to 'fix' America (Samantha Bee, etc.)

    06/01/2018 5:57:57 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 19 replies
    Fox News ^ | June 1, 2018 | Lukas Mikelionis
    In theory, the foreign-born comedians on America's late-night comedy and satire shows are supposed to provide a fresh, outsider’s perspective on the news in their adopted homeland. But in practice, these imported jokesters often seem to pander to their liberal audiences -- and that typically means unleashing vile attacks on the Trump administration. These comedians include Canadian-born Samantha Bee, British-born John Oliver and James Corden, and South African-born Trevor Noah. Out to 'fix' America Bee, 48, who acquired U.S. citizenship in 2014, is the latest example of comedians going too far in a bid to score cheap political points. She...
  • Jerry Seinfeld Is Well Ahead of Other Comedians

    05/15/2018 9:48:36 AM PDT · by SeekAndFind · 41 replies
    Townhall ^ | 05/15/2018 | John Dempsey
    Celebrities have opinions they like to share. Sometimes, what they have to say comes and goes without a blink, and other times it dominates a news cycle. In most cases, their thoughts are insignificant and don’t matter. President Trump is attacked on a regular basis by alleged comedians on late night talk shows. Jimmy Kimmel is one of Trump’s most prominent attackers. But has Kimmel become bored with his verbal assaults? Recently, Deadline interviewed Kimmel. He was asked if there was a “barrel full of barbs” for Trump in his upcoming ABC standup routine show. He surprisingly said he only...
  • Jerry Seinfeld Is Not Interested in Trump Jokes

    05/14/2018 5:54:13 AM PDT · by rktman · 59 replies
    newsbusters.org ^ | 5/13/2018 | Scott Whitlock
    Jerry Seinfeld isn’t interested in Donald Trump jokes. The comedian behind the legendary Seinfeld sitcom sat down with David Letterman for an upcoming episode of the Netflix series My Next Guest Needs No Introduction. Perhaps hopefully, Letterman wondered, “Do you do Trump stuff when you go out?” Seinfeld shut down this topic by humorously changing the subject: “No, it doesn’t interest me. I do a lot of raisin stuff.” He joked: I just think that it’s interesting that after 80 years, Sun-Maid finally went, 'Hey, why don’t we put some chocolate on it?' Imagine not thinking of that for 80...
  • Is SNL nearing the end of its run?

    05/13/2018 4:27:07 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 121 replies
    Hotair.com ^ | May 13, 2018 | JAZZ SHAW
    Saturday Night Live hasn’t been running for my entire life, but sometimes it feels that way. When the show debuted I was still in high school, as hard as that is to believe today. I’ll definitely confess to being a fan of SNL early on, particularly when Belushi was still with them, though I sort of lost track of the show in the 80s and 90s. But after all these years, is the seemingly eternal Saturday night offering from NBC finally on its last legs?Christian Toto seems to think it’s possible. Not for a lack of advertising revenue or even...
  • The Old, Blind Cowboy

    05/09/2018 8:19:31 AM PDT · by Oldpuppymax · 22 replies
    The Coach's Team ^ | 5/9/18 | Unk
    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent… In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer...
  • While MSM Laughed at their own Dinner Jokes, Deplorables Were Getting Biggest Laugh on THEM

    04/30/2018 11:52:36 AM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 12 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 04/30/18 | Judi McLeod
    Ladies and Gentlemen of the deplorable world, these donkeys hee-hawing, patting each other on the back and slapping their knees with their flimsy paper programmes are what’s being passed off as the fourth Estate! While the fake stars of the mainstream media were all making fools of themselves laughing themselves to hiccup stage at smears pretending to be jokes during Saturday night’s White House Correspondents’ Association dinner, guess what their conspicuously absent ’Guest of Honor’ was doing? Putting the run to the Feds in Public Education. That’s what! “The Trump Administration announced today that it will began taking steps to...
  • Watch: The Hannibal Buress Comedy Set that Triggered Bill Cosby’s Downfall

    04/27/2018 10:25:31 AM PDT · by davikkm · 18 replies
    breitbart ^ | BREITBART NEWS
    Standup comic Hannibal Buress, whose 2014 remark about sexual-assault accusations against Bill Cosby went viral, is getting another serious surge of attention. The path to Cosby’s conviction on Thursday on charges he drugged and molested a woman at his suburban Philadelphia home arguably started 3 1/2 years earlier in a Philadelphia comedy club, where Buress during his standup act mocked Cosby’s smug preachiness and called him a rapist. “I’ve done this bit on stage, and people think I’m making it up,” Burress said. “Bill Cosby has a lot of rape allegations. … When you leave here, Google ‘Bill Cosby rape.’”...
  • Woke Comedy: Why Laughter Is Missing at the Multiplex

    04/18/2018 1:52:30 PM PDT · by HollywoodInToto · 75 replies
    Hollywood In Toto ^ | 4/18/2018 | Christian Toto
    The PC comedy rules are suffocating laughs on stages large and small.
  • The Jack Benny Show (01-28-1951)

    04/17/2018 6:36:05 AM PDT · by NRx · 27 replies
    archive.org ^ | 01-28-1951 | Jack Benny & etc.
    Old time radio show starring the cheapest man in the world, Don Wilson, Mary Livingston (Benny), Phil Harris, Dennis Day and Rochester (Eddie Anderson).