I'm going to make a joke. It's terrible and tasteless but I can't resist...
Maybe the problem is that not all Middle-Eastern men beat their wives to death. If this were the case, winning the war on terror would only require us to wait a generation.
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It didn't work in West Virginia.
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It would only work if Middle Eastern women reversed the tables and were permitted to beat men to death or near death with increasing frequency, then we would just make sure all terrorists are married.