[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I got two of these kind of mailers the same day, one from the Democrats, one from the Republicans. Imagine my surprise to be greeted as "fellow Democrat". They both ask a lot of loaded questions and then have a follow on, "Help us fight dem low down good-fer-nuttin' [other party]s by sending a check to ..."

I'll send the Republicans a check on "The Day" that Ann Coulter is made Chief Justice of the United States. I'll send the Democrats a check the day the Barnstable County Democratic Committee calls for the public hanging of people who leave young women to drown.

[imagineer]

It was finally concluded that due to the minuscule amount of water in her lungs, Mary Jo actually suffocated to death and did not drown. It was estimated she may have been struggling in the submerged air pocket for up to 45 minutes, enough time for the esteemed senator to walk back to his hotel, take a shower, and call all of daddy's henchmen to keep himself from drowning in a court of law. Our hero...

[skinkinthegrass]

I'll send the Democrats a check the day the Barnstable County Democratic Committee calls for the public hanging of people who leave young women to drown.

...where Chappaquiddick Bridge is located? :D