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"We all misspell words...But it's not an occasional misspelled word I'm chewing Dane out for. It's the constant run-on diatribes full of vitriol and unpunctuated gibberish that spews forth from her posts.
Dane has the the communication skills of a 15 year old drop out, and the personality to match.

If you've read Danes comments, then I'm sure you understand what I'm talking about."

I understand. Best thing for me with the danes is completely ignore (which I probably should have done this time regarding the spelling).

>"Best thing for me with the danes is completely ignore"<

Good point. I don't normally correct people because of spelling. I find this dane character just too ignorant and repulsive, however. It was just a way of venting on the little twit.

"Ode to the Spell Checker"

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew