[an amused spectator]

Not too long ago, "actual" crimes had to involve a convergence of malevolent behavior, culpable mindset, and damage to people or property. Not anymore.

I disagree. Ever since the authoritays put the smackdown on that one-woman crime wave, Martha Stewart, I've been able to sleep better at night.

[elkfersupper]

that one-woman crime wave, Martha Stewart

Not to mention the 11-year-old female rock chucker.