'Pot' bust yields catnip

Morning Sentinal ^ | August 4, 2005 | CHUIN-WEI YAP

[Fido969]

Kitty ping

[Pearls Before Swine]

Have you ever seen a cat high on catnip? Its a disgrace!

[duffthor]

Here come the stoner viking kitties!!!

[Mr. Mojo]

Scientists say it [catnip] provokes a "high" for cats

Ban it!

Cats are useless when they sit around purring listening to Pink Floyd's Animals all day.

[mtbopfuyn]

We had a repairman in once when I was drying fresh basil and parsley in the microwave. He was freaking out thinking it was drugs, lol.

[cripplecreek]

"Police said the search was the result of a mistaken tip."


Sounds like some moron thought they had caught themselves a pothead but wasn't smart enough to know what a pot plant looked like.

[najida]

Some of my kitties are mean drunks on catnip.

[proudofthesouth]

I guess these cops don't know that PetSmart sells catnip plants.

[zek157]

Hehehe, those buffoons got a warrant for 1 white flower pot? a single plant?

[rarestia]

ROFLMAO!

This is amusing! INSANELY amusing!

"Ma'am, we have reason to believe you're getting animals high."

[SolidRedState]

Puss-N-Boots --- "Eess not mine!"

[thoughtomator]

Sounds like all you need to do to get the cops to harass someone you don't like is claim that one of their plants is pot.

[July 4th]

"Maam, don't you know what this stuff does to your pets? They'll just sit around all day, doing nothing with their lives."

[Moral Hazard]

"Police said the search was the result of a mistaken tip."

While walking through my apartment complex I smell someone smoking pot about once a month, usually up on a balcony. It never occurs to me to turn them in. It just doesn't seem like a big deal.

[caver]

That's all it takes, just an anonymous tip.

[KEVLAR]

"Hehehe, those buffoons got a warrant for 1 white flower pot? a single plant?"

If it were real, do you think the owner would be looking at an "attempt to distribute" charge? :)

[cripplecreek]

The plants don't even remotely resemble each other.

[Tennessee_Bob]

I have a big cat (18 pounds, and not fat per the vet), and a little dog (14 pounds). I'll take a sock, and fill it with catnip, and the cat will roll around with it, get stoned, and then just lounge. That is, until the dog comes charging into the room, grabs the sock, and takes off through the house with it. The cat goes wild, runs off after the dog, beats the heck out of her and takes the sock back.

I keep telling the dog, "Don't mess with the junkie - he's bigger than you and meaner than you..." Stupid dog never listens - she'll go running right back and try to take the sock away.

[avg_freeper]

"We had a repairman in once when I was drying fresh basil and parsley in the microwave."

I was watching an episode of "Good Eats" where A.B. takes his fresh herbs, places them between two cheap A.C. filters and bungee cords the filters to a box fan.

Looked like a pretty good drying method.

[I Drive Too Fast]

stoned kitty ping