Have you ever seen a cat high on catnip? Its a disgrace!
Some of my kitties are mean drunks on catnip.
I have a big cat (18 pounds, and not fat per the vet), and a little dog (14 pounds). I'll take a sock, and fill it with catnip, and the cat will roll around with it, get stoned, and then just lounge. That is, until the dog comes charging into the room, grabs the sock, and takes off through the house with it. The cat goes wild, runs off after the dog, beats the heck out of her and takes the sock back.
I keep telling the dog, "Don't mess with the junkie - he's bigger than you and meaner than you..." Stupid dog never listens - she'll go running right back and try to take the sock away.