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Posted on 08/06/2005 8:10:08 AM PDT by G3

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This e-mail arrived today and what a hoot!!! Our goverment hard at work.
1 posted on 08/06/2005 8:10:09 AM PDT by G3
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To: G3

I want to see the how correspondence back and forth.


2 posted on 08/06/2005 8:13:21 AM PDT by dts32041 (Shinkichi: Massuer, did you see that? Zatôichi: I don't see much)
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To: G3

They changed the date of the original letter.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/dammed.htm

This happened in 1997.


3 posted on 08/06/2005 8:16:25 AM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: G3

That's a classic.


4 posted on 08/06/2005 8:20:37 AM PDT by beyond the sea ("If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon)
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To: dts32041
The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable to pay for said representation -- so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer ---

LOL

5 posted on 08/06/2005 8:21:24 AM PDT by beyond the sea ("If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon)
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To: G3

You know what a beaver says to the other when he spots a pile of debris?


DAM!!!


6 posted on 08/06/2005 8:23:38 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Will work for a tagline.)
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To: Indy Pendance
Thank you for the source, you answered my questions.
7 posted on 08/06/2005 8:26:45 AM PDT by dts32041 (Shinkichi: Massuer, did you see that? Zatôichi: I don't see much)
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To: G3

These beavers are lucky they aren't located in North Carolina.
I have a creek at the north and east boundary of my property, and the State Fish & Game and/or Water Quality people are regularly "fixing" the dams with dynamite. The beavers just come back and rebuild.


8 posted on 08/06/2005 8:28:56 AM PDT by TommyDale
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To: G3; eyespysomething

This is dam funny.


9 posted on 08/06/2005 8:37:32 AM PDT by SittinYonder (America is the Last Beach)
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To: G3; grellis; sergiod; queenkathy; cripplecreek; Hillary's Lovely Legs

Just dam!


10 posted on 08/06/2005 8:59:03 AM PDT by apackof2 (In my simple way, I guess you could say I'm living in the BIG TIME)
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To: G3
Another big beaver story.
11 posted on 08/06/2005 9:03:47 AM PDT by oyez (¡Qué viva la revolución de Reagan!)
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To: tutstar

12 posted on 08/06/2005 9:26:10 AM PDT by Nightshift (Faith is something everyone has. The question is faith in what?)
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To: G3; Peanut Gallery; Darksheare; SAMWolf; Valin; alfa6; Iris7; Wneighbor

Natural engineers at work ping


13 posted on 08/06/2005 9:54:23 AM PDT by Professional Engineer ({in best George W voice} A penny saved is {insert characteristic pause here} one cent.)
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To: G3

I like beavers!!


14 posted on 08/06/2005 10:02:20 AM PDT by aquila48
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To: JRios1968
What did the fish say when he hit a wall?

DAM!

15 posted on 08/06/2005 10:11:05 AM PDT by doodad
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To: oyez

I like big beavers.


16 posted on 08/06/2005 10:14:48 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: G3

All your dam ties are belong to us.

dam ties
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1306708/posts
posts #13 and #14


17 posted on 08/06/2005 10:36:52 AM PDT by Kevin OMalley (But once life has begun... termination should not be decided merely by desire. Ted Kennedy 1971)
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To: apackof2

LMAO and bookmarking. You just made my dam day!


18 posted on 08/06/2005 5:10:57 PM PDT by grellis (node iddum eentup sechew)
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To: BibChr

I don't know if it's a true correspondence or not, but it's awfully funny!


19 posted on 08/06/2005 5:12:21 PM PDT by grellis (node iddum eentup sechew)
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To: grellis

Thanks, I would have missed that!

And as another poster pointed out, it evidently did happen:
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/dammed.htm

Dan


20 posted on 08/06/2005 5:19:55 PM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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