'Three Stooges' Action Lands Boy in Court

Yahoo News & Mail Tribune ^ | August 8, 2005

[HitmanLV]

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

[Psycho_Bunny]

Friends don't let friends titty-twist.

[konaice]

misdemeanor has been placed on his permanent record

Oooooooooh Scarrry.....

[Billthedrill]

I don't think the Stooges ever did a "titty twister." The eye-poke thing, yes. Hitting the other guy over the head with a hammer, yes. Smacking him with a board or a pipe, yes. Squeezing the nose with a pair of pliers, yes. But no titty twisters. That's just juvenile.

[Charles Henrickson]

"titty-twister" . . . Bobby Cox. . . .

As opposed to "teddy-turner" and the other Bobby Cox.

[Kirkwood]

The 3 Stooges never did that. How dare the MSM defame our beloved Stooges!

[winodog]

Whistle and I will let go.

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

Just saw the Shemp western where they escape form the tavern prison.

No chance of seeing a titty twister in any episode. A pineapple with a string attached to it, yes.

[lunarbicep]

the MSM let "facts" get in the way?

[InvisibleChurch]

I thot maybe he did the handsaw across the top of the head ... the stooges never did 'the twister'

[vpintheak]

How far will we let the weak-kneed sissies go? Man there used to be a time when people actually took pride and stuck up for themselves, even if it meant getting their butts kicked. Speaking from experience here, and it earned me respect.

[NonValueAdded]

I hope the estate sues the author for slander. With the exception of a noogie or two, I never saw any of those other antics performed by The Three Stooges. Certainly not a nipple twister.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

...howcome Mommy was speaking for the 13-year old? Teens are adults who can have abortions and deserve privacy. So why is Mom butting in--and where is NAMBLA, Planned Parenthood and the ACLU to stand up for this homosexual, consensual behavior and tell Mom to shut up?



/sarcasm

[SWAMPSNIPER]

I thought that a titty twister called for a knee to the 'nads! It worked for me!

[hole_n_one]

[Smokin' Joe]

What should have been a discussion between first-time-offender and a representative of the juvenile justice system became a court trial.

WTF??? Have people gone insane?

What (at most) should have been a conversation between parents and children has become a nanny-state circus, complete with the entire entourage.

How can children learn to sort their differences out like adults when the adults go running to the authorities over stuff this dumb?

The humiliation of a "titty twister" is nothing compared to being in the news for mom and dad whining about it.

ARRRRRRGH!

[A CA Guy]

I remember the Three Stooges and they were in fact VERY violent.
It was done in slapstick, so they made it funny, but lots of twisting, hitting, slapping, falling, kicking and beatings with objects were very visible in these comedy shorts.

[pcottraux]

I don't remember that ever happening on "The 3 Stooges."

But I'm with the mother. I wanted to kill a lot of people in school who did that to me.

[hole_n_one]

lol!