[dawn53]

Boys suggests Americans purchase non-electric tools, guns, ammunition, food and toilet paper.

Yep, my city's just been nuked and darn, I've run out of toilet paper...that will certainly be at the forefront of people's worries. (end/sarcasm)

[wolfcreek]

I think i'll just be well armed and ready to meet my maker

[LRS]

He must have stock in Charmin.

I can see it now: the remake of the old Twilight Zone episode where all the neighbors are trying to break in to this guy's bomb shelter: "Can't you at least spare some TP?"

[Hatteras]

What people? And who needs toilet paper when I'll have books! Books and all the time I want to read!

[kalee]

Y2K all over again.

[Paulus Invictus]

Obviously, you have never used Sears catalog pages, newspapers or even leaves from trees for your personal hygiene. Been there, done that, but not anxious to repeat those abrasive experiences. I store a modest supply of Charmin just in case. However, if the A bombs start going off, Charmin is the least of our worries.

[Marysecretary]

Well, you probably won't be able to buy any so what's the harm of buying some ahead of time?