Posted on 08/13/2005 10:02:43 AM PDT by fox news fan
Edited on 08/13/2005 10:14:35 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Maybe with the heat wave, they're just staying inside with the air conditioning?
How long have you had these delusions of something noble to be found in championing the cause of abortion and depraved perversion with some peace and tree hugging thrown in for good measure?
NB4TZ
Oh good, I've always wanted a custom license plate!
You should be proud, a new acronym doesn't happen every day.
someone post some viking kitties!
LOL!
Funny post.
Weather doesn't matter. They never go out anymore. They just sit.
All we are saying is give ZOT! a chance.
Do you have any theories?
That's all I would have. Maybe they are supposed to be online finishing a summer assignment, book report or whatever, are pissed at having to buckle down, and are taking it out on the likes of us?
Maybe those who can't get mommy and daddy to shell out for them to go join Cindy in Crawford, or a European trip to chant insane slogans against capitalism, are coming here. It doesn't cost then a cent, but I think that their mommies and daddies should use a belt on them, instead of just sending them to their room.
Can't. The kids would call 911 and have their parents jailed. You can thank General Idiocy for that!
A ZOT medley...
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization, and together were
the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups; Liberals and Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered it required grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement. Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting, learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girliemen.
Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. The jackass symbolizes Liberals.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish, but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another evolutionary side note; most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule in baseball, because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their mates. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers, athletes, and generally anyone who works productively outside government. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe that Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe, when conservatives were coming to America. Then the liberals crept in after the Wild West was tamed, and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.
We will kill Jews everywhere…Allah says that we must all do it, do it
And to the peace process we say screw it, screw it
Join us in saying…that Islam means peace
Join us in saying…that Islam means peace
Buddhist statues bug us, that's something we noted
So they all exploded
Join us in saying…that Islam means peace
Join us in saying…that Islam means peace
When those great twin towers were burning and they fell down we thought that was so sweet, so sweet
We had ugly women cheering out in the street
Join us in saying…that Islam means peace
Join us in saying…that Islam means peace
We have all encouraged our children to be bombers, and
There was one guy we loved, that's Dahmer
Now will you please join…in saying…that Islam means peace
Join us in saying…that Islam means peace
Join us in saying…that Islam means peace
Join us in saying…that Islam means peace
How many DUmmies admit that they take their anti-depressants each day
(Tell me) How many call up their shrink and cry out, "I just cannot go on this way"
(Tell me) How many say that when George Bush is gone...perhaps then they will be okay
Well, the answer, my friends, is almost every one
The answer is almost every one
How many DUmmies say that from a bridge they often are tempted to jump
(Tell me) How many say that unhappiness comes 'cause each time the right kicks their rump
(Tell me) How many whackjobs have had feelings that... on their heads the FReepers have dumped
Well, the answer, my friends, is almost every one
The answer is almost every one
How many DUmmies have looked in the mirror...and said, "You are out of your mind"
(Tell me) How many fruitloops do not have a clue...and think their side's so very kind
(Tell me) How many hear from some normal folks that...they keep their heads in their behinds
Well, the answer, my friends, is almost every one
The answer is almost every one
The answer is almost every one
Where is Jesse's bloody shirt…some people want to know
Where is Jesse's bloody shirt…from MLK
Where is Jesse's bloody shirt…he's lower than is dirt
When will black sheeple learn…when will the black sheeple learn
When did he leave Hymie town…he had been insulting them
When did he leave Hymie town…has it been long
When did he leave Hymie town…why's he not seen as a clown
When will black sheeple learn…when will the black sheeple learn
Who ordained him, we must aks…the question's logical
Who ordained him, we must aks…we'd like to know
Who ordained him, we must aks…papers found in Cracker Jax
When will black sheeple learn…when will the black sheeple learn
Why'd Toyota take a fall…he rolled them easily
Why'd Toyota take a fall…that bunch of saps
Why'd Toyota take a fall…they wimped out, one and all
When will black sheeple learn…when will the black sheeple learn
Where are kids who call him dad…many more than we can count
Where are kids who call him dad…around the globe
Where are kids who call him dad…porking men of cloth are bad
When will black sheeple learn…when will the black sheeple learn
...and carrot juice is murder.
I'm praying for Whirled Peas....
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