Posted on 08/24/2005 11:31:40 PM PDT by death2tyrants
Mother of Slain Terrorist Demands Second Meeting with Zarqari (Parody)
The mother of slain terrorist Hasan Ahmed Muhammed demanded a second meeting with terror mastermind Zarqari today. Muhammed was apparently shot dead by Iraqi Security Forces during a botched attempt to penetrate the heavily fortified Green Zone. "What did my son die for?" screamed the mother, Amatullah Muhammed, angry that her son didn’t get to kill any infidels. Amatullah is also worried that her son will not get the 72 virgins in the afterlife. "I have some questions for Mr. Zarqari. My boy could have been used in a car bomb. There had to be soft targets somewhere, but instead, thanks to Zarqari’s incompetence, he was sent into one of the most defended areas. I am also entitled to the Military Death Benefits, which include a new burqa and a free goat. I still haven’t received my free goat!" Amatullah’s protest has prompted other mother’s to come forward. A mother of a Syrian terrorist, who was killed when his car bomb detonated prematurely, shared similar complaints as Amatullah. "Why did Zarqari allow this to happen?" said the mother, who didn’t give her name out of fear that she would be killed for voicing her opinion, "This is worse than that goofy Palestinian guy who accidentally set himself on fire while trying to burn an American flag. These failures are not only embarrassing to us Islamic extremists, they are also embarrassing to our allies in the American Democratic Party". A spokesman for Zarqari attempted to assure the terrorists’ families that the terror campaign is working, pointing to a Jane Fonda bus tour as proof. Zarqari could not be reached for comment.
Excellent.
LOL!!
LOL...hilarious... im now concerned with the female angels in muslim's heaven..(if there is any) they might get raped by her son!
*Applause*
LOL... Scrapleface has nothing on this guy...
and Joan Baez...
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