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Thai leader fumes at Cabinet over penis enlargement op
mail & guardian online ^ | 8-25-05 | Sapa-AP

Posted on 08/25/2005 3:34:26 PM PDT by Rakkasan1

Thailand's prime minister is trying to ferret out a government minister who allegedly had a penis enlargement operation, saying news of it is affecting the Cabinet's reputation, a news report said on Wednesday.

"Who did it? Tell me," Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra asked his ministers at Tuesday's Cabinet meeting, triggering a round of banter and causing some to squirm in their chairs, The Nation newspaper said.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: leader; luvyoulongtime; op; pissant; pm; prime; thai
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To: humblegunner; Squantos; Eaker
"The problem of my face is bigger than the problem of your penis."
I wish I could write comedy like that.

LOL!!
You crazy boys make me laugh!

41 posted on 08/25/2005 9:18:12 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (It's better to be a racer for a moment than a spectator for life! -- Anonymous)
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To: hispanarepublicana
"I just hope the taxpayers don't get teste about this."

I'm not real familiar with their justice system, but I'd think if somebody fingers the culprit, he could end up doing some hard time in the Thai penile system.

42 posted on 08/25/2005 9:19:21 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Very Nice...............


43 posted on 08/25/2005 9:36:54 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (It's better to be a racer for a moment than a spectator for life! -- Anonymous)
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To: Dashing Dasher

That's pretty much the long and short of it. I'm sure the pubic outcry will be noted by the cabinet members prior to the next erection day.


44 posted on 08/25/2005 9:42:12 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Which way will the pendulum schwing on erection day!?
45 posted on 08/25/2005 9:49:57 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (It's better to be a racer for a moment than a spectator for life! -- Anonymous)
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To: Joe 6-pack; Rakkasan1; Squantos; GSWarrior; Grammy; hispanarepublicana; GreenHornet; ...

Should this man come forward or should he sheath himself in legal briefs for protection?


46 posted on 08/25/2005 9:54:50 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Rakkasan1

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47 posted on 08/25/2005 9:59:03 PM PDT by N3WBI3 (If SCO wants to go fishing they should buy a permit and find a lake like the rest of us..)
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To: Yaelle

The Prime Minister will no doubt issue a number of subpenis in an effort to root out the offending member.


48 posted on 08/25/2005 9:59:04 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: Yaelle

...but at present he remains....at large.


49 posted on 08/25/2005 9:59:54 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Still, it looks like things are heating up. This could explode any second.


50 posted on 08/25/2005 10:01:49 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle

Personally, I woould like to see the prick announce his voluntary withdrawal from the cabinet and condom his own actions.


51 posted on 08/25/2005 10:06:05 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Urinal lot of trouble if you can't keep your swollen ego out of the Thai cabinet. But is he just a jerk, or is he exercising his right of pubic assembly?


52 posted on 08/25/2005 10:14:29 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Dashing Dasher; Joe 6-pack; humblegunner; Eaker

Rest assured he won't answer to "Nit Noy Quay Kang" any more.......translation in Thai is "little hard d *ck" ......or so Eaker hates to be called !


53 posted on 08/25/2005 10:35:32 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Squantos; Joe 6-pack; humblegunner; Eaker

So, if I go to the Thai restaurant for lunch - I should say "nit noy quay kang" to my waiter?


I'll have the Pad Thai, Nit Noy Quay Kang!


54 posted on 08/26/2005 5:43:51 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (It's better to be a racer for a moment than a spectator for life! -- Anonymous)
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To: Rakkasan1
"Who did it? Tell me," Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra asked his ministers at Tuesday's Cabinet meeting adding "Did it work and did it hurt?"
55 posted on 08/26/2005 5:48:11 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
it would be robbing Peter to pay Paul.

And you shouldn't do that because then he'd get mad and nobody can have fun with a sore peter.

56 posted on 08/26/2005 5:53:01 AM PDT by techcor (DUmmy screed: "To insanity, and beyond!")
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To: Rakkasan1

Given the type of operation this was, the whole thing could just blow over after awhile.


57 posted on 08/26/2005 5:59:19 AM PDT by krb (ad hominem arguments are for stupid people)
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To: Rakkasan1

Time for a short arm inspection. Everybody line up!


58 posted on 08/26/2005 6:11:13 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Its only funny till someone gets hurt, Then its HILARIOUS.)
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To: Rakkasan1
Thailand's prime minister is trying to ferret out a government minister who allegedly had a penis enlargement operation, saying news of it is affecting the Cabinet's reputation, a news report said on Wednesday.

Principal Carter: What is it, gentlemen?

Coach Warren: We overheard what happened in the gym. We were concerned and thought we should come to see if we could be of assistance.

Principal Carter: Very well. Come in, then.

Ms. Balbricker: No, wait! I'm not sure if that's a good idea.

Coach Brackett: We feel it's our duty.

Principal Carter: But of course. Now, then, Ms. Balbricker, what do you suggest we do about this...this incident? It should be no problem finding out how the boys found their way to the girls' shower, but I don't see that there's any real proof as to who's responsible.


59 posted on 08/26/2005 6:32:27 AM PDT by Tribune7
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To: Joe 6-pack

PM: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to be at our meeting?


60 posted on 08/26/2005 7:23:01 AM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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