[the invisib1e hand]

... Now Bruce's mute, the loot's moot, and no one gives a hoot.

lol. Very creative! how about something for those who thing butte rhymes w/but?

which one of us has too much time on his hands?

[Shawndell Green]

Here lies Bruce Teschner, shot at elephant butte,
Where he made the losers’ cut.
A curmudgeon and a bit of a nut.
Told to reach, instead he said, What?
So the cop put a slug in his gut.
Prompting a muttering of “tut tut”.