Does this mean they get a parade?
Whoa! You're right! And a flag to carry and to fly from their house! And little decals on their bumpers! And "Pedophile Pride Day" at Disney World and various baseball parks! Wow, how did we overlook this? Someone crank up production so we can sell this paraphernlia at www.pedophilestore.com. I was going to make a remark about candy but I thought that was taking it a bit into poor taste.