Warning...must wear tinfoil upon entering this thread...
I do believe the black helicopters flown by Vince Foster and Elvis are responsible for the anarchy in NOLA.
Luckily, I have a Costco size container of tinfoil to protect me from their evil influences. (…. M U S T R E S I S T…..)
I will wrap myself, my wife, the baby, four cats and a dog up nice and securely tonight before we all retire to the hidden bomb shelter underneath our house. Someone will have to come by and tell us when it's all clear to come out.
You'll need your secret squirrel decoder ring to make the shoe phone work.
This tread with self-destruct in 5 seconds..........