Wow! Man, do I feel sorry for you. All I can figure is that you must live in a one station town (which plays only Imus) in north Alaska, cause anybody is better than his program.
In fact, I'd rather hear the Christmas chipmunk song played 2,000 times a day than hear Imus.
Here in Philly, we got a choice of Bill Bennett's Morning in America, which is cerebral but spot on, and Michael Smirconish, who is high energy mainstream conservative, and various other stations coming out of NY City.
Imus has literally had to sell his political soul just to get people to be guests on his show. He is a pathetic figure of someone desparately trying to lay claim to an American icon - the western cowboy.
You have your favorite and I have mine and I don't feel sorry for you.
BTW, you might want to come up with some better material.
"In fact, I'd rather hear the Christmas chipmunk song played 2,000 times a day than hear Imus."
If your post was an attempt at humor, I suggest you stick with your day job. None of your stuff even comes close to what Larry Kenny, Charles McCord and Rob Bartlett can do.