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I held my breath eleven months to post this rubbish, and all I got was this lousy zot. (Arianna SUV)
David Zero

Posted on 09/19/2005 10:48:15 AM PDT by larry elders

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To: larry elders
MIDI - Y M C A

Liberals, you're so easy to mock
I say, liberals, what you say is a crock
Limo liberals, in your mouth stuff a sock
Because we don't want to hear it

Liberals, we have our eyes on you
I say, liberals, we have watched what you do
Phony liberals, all your hubris shines through
From you we don't want to hear it

Hey, Arianna, just S T F U
It is about time you S T F U
You have your stained blue dress, it's a big SUV
Can you say it? HYPOCRISY!

Yes, Arianna, just S T F U
It is about time you S T F U
No more lectures, please dear, credibility's shot
A bad hair day for you, you're caught

Liberals, the new media rules
I say, liberals, you have been shown as fools
Limo liberals, you come unarmed to duels
And no longer will we hear it

Liberals, the mainstream can't protect
I say, liberals, what you say we reject
Phony liberals, you have lost all respect
Because people will not hear it

Hey, Arianna, just S T F U
It is about time you S T F U
You have your stained blue dress, it's a big SUV
Can you say it? HYPOCRISY!

Yes, Arianna, will you S T F U
It is about time you S T F U
No more lectures, please dear, credibility's shot
What a bad hair day, you're caught

S T F U...yes, Arianna, just S T F U
Your blue stained dress is a big SUV
And we mock you for your HYPOCRISY

81 posted on 09/19/2005 11:14:49 AM PDT by doug from upland (Arianna Huffington loves that big gas guzzling Suburban)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

You owe me--coffee doesn't taste the same the second time.


82 posted on 09/19/2005 11:15:15 AM PDT by sully777 (The Religion Of Peace apparently kills!)
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To: larry elders

Not too creative, are you?


83 posted on 09/19/2005 11:15:18 AM PDT by mhking (The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
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To: 1Old Pro

Yep, Escalades are right up there with John Deere in some parts.


84 posted on 09/19/2005 11:15:56 AM PDT by sanemom
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To: larry elders

so, it's not the SUV themselves, but how you use it ? or intend to use it ? provided you use it for something other than you disagree with ?

Got it...


85 posted on 09/19/2005 11:16:19 AM PDT by stylin19a (In golf, some are long, I'm "Lama Long")
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To: tiredoflaundry

Post #38 reminds me of something I heard on my way to work: today is talk like a pirate day.


86 posted on 09/19/2005 11:16:39 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: teenyelliott; onyx

It's ALWAYS the spelling.


87 posted on 09/19/2005 11:16:43 AM PDT by Petronski (Avast me hearties! I loves me Cyborg. Arrrrrgh!)
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To: larry elders

When the doctor says take your medication every day, he's not kidding around.


88 posted on 09/19/2005 11:17:19 AM PDT by siunevada
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To: larry elders
Two other things, genius.

1. Among the thousands of people, I saw only a handful of black people there. Gee, don't you libs allow them to go on hikes with you?

2. I spent three days walking up and down 57 stairs. I counted a handful ever walking up the stairs and no more than about 5% walking down. Gee, this "gihadist neocon" was acually trying to save the planet while the fat *sses in the Sierra Club preach about it and use the escalators.

89 posted on 09/19/2005 11:19:48 AM PDT by doug from upland (Arianna Huffington loves that big gas guzzling Suburban)
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To: Petronski
Why? Why can't they ever spell? It's weird.
90 posted on 09/19/2005 11:19:53 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: larry elders

I grew up on a farm too. No F-150's or 1500's or RAMs on our farm. No sir! Can't score style points with the other famers without a Caddy! < /sarcasm>


91 posted on 09/19/2005 11:19:58 AM PDT by Doohickey (If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice...I will choose freewill.)
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To: calex59
"constuct" ??? :-)
92 posted on 09/19/2005 11:20:00 AM PDT by MJY1288 (Whenever a Liberal is Speaking on the Senate Floor, Al-Jazeera Breaks in and Covers it LIVE)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I am soooo sorry I stopped to look at that guy dancing. Hurl!


93 posted on 09/19/2005 11:20:21 AM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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To: larry elders

94 posted on 09/19/2005 11:20:39 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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To: sanemom
Yep, Escalades are right up there with John Deere in some parts.

Larry seems to think the farmers haul manure in their Cadillac all week and then put up the seats and take the family to church on Sunday. Yah. You betcha.

95 posted on 09/19/2005 11:20:57 AM PDT by siunevada
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To: Tijeras_Slim
ROFL after that photo!!!!!
96 posted on 09/19/2005 11:21:30 AM PDT by PaulaB (YO HO HO)
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To: Inspectorette
Thanks for the heads up.

MIDI - LAST KISS (oh where oh where can my baby be....remember?)

On her way to the Sierra Club...it will turn into quite a flub
Miss Arianna really hates SUVs
She talks the talk but will she also walk it...I guess we'll see

There's her plane touching down, it's at SFO
The keynote speaker's set to go
They get her bags, where's her ride
And on which limo did they decide
There at the curb is a big black machine
She knows it is not very green
But she gets in the SUV
Can we all say, HYPOCRISY?

Oh where oh where can my Prius be
They sent for me this SUV
There's no stretch limos so I guess I am struck
At least there's lots of leg room in this big old polluting truck

She knows very well it gets 10mpg
But she thinks there's no one there to see
These big rigs have helped Osama out
"Detroit Project," that's what it was about
But things go bad in just a little while
Arianna, will you turn and smile!
The camera's seen, it is too late to hide
Now how to spin this her pals must decide
Just like Feinstein, if she only had a gun
She hates the FReepers, every one

Oh where oh where can my Prius be
They sent for me this SUV
There's no stretch limos so I guess I am struck
At least there's lots of leg room in this big old polluting truck

Where oh where oh where...can my Prius be
Although I have been caught...pretend you don't see
Oh where oh where oh where...can my Prius be
Although I have been caught...pretend you don't see

97 posted on 09/19/2005 11:22:35 AM PDT by doug from upland (Arianna Huffington loves that big gas guzzling Suburban)
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To: PaulaB

Who says all the good one's are taken? :)


98 posted on 09/19/2005 11:22:56 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: eyedigress

Yep, everyone knows that Gore learned to pitch manure in Washington DC...where it's been raised to a new art form.


99 posted on 09/19/2005 11:23:01 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: doug from upland
Admin Moderator, please allow this to remain.

I was wondering why this hadn't been zotted!

100 posted on 09/19/2005 11:25:06 AM PDT by American Quilter
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