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1 posted on 09/20/2005 8:53:41 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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If this is going to be marketing this properly it should be sold with an optional icepack.


30 posted on 09/20/2005 9:10:16 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (I thought about that and DELIBERATELY didn't go there. (Or maybe I did?))
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To: InvisibleChurch

They're named after Clinton, but all labled 'small'.


31 posted on 09/20/2005 9:10:44 AM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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You'll still catch an STD, but the condom will feel your burning pain.


32 posted on 09/20/2005 9:11:30 AM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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Has anyone asked if they are little bitty tiny condoms?


33 posted on 09/20/2005 9:13:20 AM PDT by Ditter
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A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him

Finally, someone fills the demand for pre-bent condoms.

36 posted on 09/20/2005 9:14:12 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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clinton's legacy is finally defined: "Get Screwed."
He's such a chump!


38 posted on 09/20/2005 9:14:36 AM PDT by Lucky2 (Just imagine if Algore or J F'n was President...thank God for our President Bush.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Only available in extra small.


39 posted on 09/20/2005 9:17:43 AM PDT by BadAndy (Yes liberals, I DO question your patriotism.)
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I keep looking for the Scrappleface attribution...this can't be real, can it?


40 posted on 09/20/2005 9:18:05 AM PDT by not_apathetic_anymore
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"A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00"

ROFL!


41 posted on 09/20/2005 9:18:42 AM PDT by popdonnelly
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To: InvisibleChurch

Figures the Monica condoms would be cheap.


43 posted on 09/20/2005 9:20:22 AM PDT by T Minus Four (Some assembly required.)
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Man, I just can't stay angry with the Chinese.


44 posted on 09/20/2005 9:21:11 AM PDT by agere_contra
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We don't make things up here. We don't have to. LOL (snort) LOL (snort) LOL


45 posted on 09/20/2005 9:21:49 AM PDT by manwiththehands
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50% of sales profits will be donated to the DNC.


47 posted on 09/20/2005 9:23:08 AM PDT by manwiththehands
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They have a very high failure rate!


48 posted on 09/20/2005 9:23:55 AM PDT by Ron in Acreage (It's the borders stupid! "ALLEN IN 08")
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They probably burst under pressure.


50 posted on 09/20/2005 9:28:02 AM PDT by Humvee (Beliefs are more powerful than facts - Paulus Atreides)
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How about Ted Kennedy condoms?

Liquor lubricated, with a hole on the side, after you use it and throw it in water, it will sink rapidly.


51 posted on 09/20/2005 9:28:41 AM PDT by stbdside
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CHINA honors WILLIE


52 posted on 09/20/2005 9:30:04 AM PDT by hombre_sincero (www.sigmaitsys.com)
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There ya go willie...there's your legacy of Monica big and bold. Condoms. Oh yeah...you're legacy.



Clinton, the worst President this country has ever had!!!


53 posted on 09/20/2005 9:32:19 AM PDT by cubreporter (I trust Rush. He has done good more for our country than anyone will know. He's a man of honor.)
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They need to display a 12 pack of Clintons at the Clinton Library.


55 posted on 09/20/2005 9:35:17 AM PDT by popdonnelly
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This has GOTTA make your list...


57 posted on 09/20/2005 9:39:29 AM PDT by NCjim (The more I use Windows, the more I love UNIX)
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