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To: Uncle Joe Cannon
2 posted on
09/20/2005 10:34:23 AM PDT by
Terpfen
(http://www.pattonhq.com/unknowntext.html)
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
Wonder if he'll use one of his new line of condoms?
3 posted on
09/20/2005 10:34:30 AM PDT by
highlymotivated
(If American ever falls, a STINKING LIBERAL will be behind it.)
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
Holy crud.
You just can't make this stuff up.
4 posted on
09/20/2005 10:35:01 AM PDT by
Egon
(By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.)
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
Where's the "Bimbo Barf Alert"?
5 posted on
09/20/2005 10:35:04 AM PDT by
RexBeach
("The rest of the world is three drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart)
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
6 posted on
09/20/2005 10:35:16 AM PDT by
Serb5150
(www.illmitch.com)
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
Hey, Uncle Joe! Where is the very necessary "All The Way from Lower Intestine BARF Alert???"
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
Some people are very easily impressed.
8 posted on
09/20/2005 10:36:12 AM PDT by
SMARTY
("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else." Lucius Septimus Severus)
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
He replied:
"How can a man forget meeting a beautiful woman like you?," the Times quoted him as saying.
"Hayden reportedly said she wouldn't have been as flattered if someone else made the comments."
Oh....RREEEAAAALLLLLYYYY????
9 posted on
09/20/2005 10:36:15 AM PDT by
goodnesswins
(DEMS....40 years and $$$dollars for the War on Poverty, but NOT a minute for the WAR on Terror!)
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
"How can a man forget meeting a beautiful woman like you?," He later recalled during an interview, "Everything was familiar but the face"
10 posted on
09/20/2005 10:37:21 AM PDT by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
WOW!!! (pssst! - Diana, watch out for the clap if you know what I mean!)
She doesn't look particularly Indian though, does she?
Owl_Eagle(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
it was probably sarcasm)
11 posted on
09/20/2005 10:37:32 AM PDT by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
"......Love is never having to stain your Sari"
Bill will woo her with his cover song of Roy Orbison's "Only the Yoni"
13 posted on
09/20/2005 10:37:48 AM PDT by
Vaquero
("From my dead cold hands")
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
He'd just better keep his paws off of Aishwariya Rai.
14 posted on
09/20/2005 10:38:32 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
I wonder if she likes cigars?
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
Hayden reportedly said she wouldn't have been as flattered if someone else made the comments.
But it's different with Clinton, because she has always found him charming, she reportedly said.
Let's be honest here: the man is goofy-looking, and he's slimy. However, once you have achieved the most powerful office in the world, you get instant sex appeal. Or, as an alternative, you can just make a lot of money a la Bill Gates.
16 posted on
09/20/2005 10:38:56 AM PDT by
fr_freak
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
Clinton's legacy is he never forgot a piece of ass.
18 posted on
09/20/2005 10:39:15 AM PDT by
Rebelbase
(3rd World Poverty: Malnutrition and despair. American Poverty: Fat people with DVD's and Dish TV)
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
Hayden bumped into Clinton at the reception and asked if he remembered her.
He replied: "How can a man forget meeting a beautiful woman like you?," the Times quoted him as saying.
"I wasn't expecting him to recognise me at all," Hayden reportedly told the paper.
"When he did, I was stunned, and didn't know what to say next."
Nowhere does he mention her name....this must be a new Bacardi & Cola commercial.
19 posted on
09/20/2005 10:39:16 AM PDT by
stylin19a
(In golf, some are long, I'm "Lama Long")
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
Now if he can only get her to bring him pizza! It's the trifecta.
20 posted on
09/20/2005 10:39:20 AM PDT by
neodad
(Rule Number 1: Be Armed)
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
The Clinton Coincidences:
Had a secretary named Betty Curry
Dates a woman who tastes like....
22 posted on
09/20/2005 10:39:50 AM PDT by
Bommer
To: Uncle Joe Cannon
Didn't one of his bimbos report he had a 3" weewee?
If he weren't such an Ahole and continuing to hurt our country, I'd almost feel sorry for him.
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