Liberals Furious Over New Children's Book (“Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed”)

Press Release Newswire ^ | 9/20/05

[Old Professer]

When I was ten I had to walk past this house where a guy of about 20 going on who knows what would languish about the fence along the road where we children had to walk to school and all the folk thereabout warned us to beware of him as he might just reach through the fence and grab us.

He always had a bandage across the bridge of his nose that looked like what is now called a "Breathe-Right Strip" that served as evidence of his derangement but, in reality, was merely a manifestation of his nervous habit of picking at that bony knob which must have, somehow, interfered with his limited vision of the world outside that fence that scared him as much as those who scampered past.

Inside, behind tightly-drawn drapes his parents silently suffered.

I still, now and then, wonder what ever happened to him.

[Northern Yankee]

Too funny!

[doug from upland]

I never wrote one. :)

[Grampa Dave]

I will be ordering one to read to our Grandkids at night when they visit.

http://www.worldaheadpublishing.com/titles/lumb.php

[SierraWasp]

Oh! This is wunnnnnnnnnnnnnnderful!!! Thanks for this super idea!!!

[Grampa Dave]

Our little guy is 4 years old, and everytime he visits, he wants to know if PaPa has kicked out all the monsters and beat them up. (PaPa doesn't allow monsters in our house).

We can use this book to show them the various liberal monsters we have kicked out from their bed and our home.

[Grampa Dave]

Our little guy is 4 years old, and everytime he visits, he wants to know if PaPa has kicked out all the monsters and beat them up. (PaPa doesn't allow monsters in our house).

We can use this book to show them the various liberal monsters we have kicked out from their bed and our home.

[summer]

RE your post #64 - VERY interesting!!! Thanks for the ping on this, Lancey Howard.

[summer]

Now, believe it or not - this actually happened, this regulation of a lemonade stand. I will post a real news article. Seriously. (And, the author of the book may not even realize it happened in real life.)

[FlatLandBeer]

Call your local bookstore ask if they have it in stock...after enough calls they will most likely stock it...even if they hate it....Ask For It By Name!!!!!!!!!

[summer]

On the link below, there's a photo of the little girl who actually had her lemonade stand shut down because she did not have a permit -- and a neighbor complained to police:

Avigayil Wardein, Age 9, Naples, Florida (she later went on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno to discuss her "illegal" lemonade stand).

[Liberty Valance]

Thank you Ms. DeBrecht!
About time.

[Danae]

Wow! I'll take two! The first one I am going to shrink wrap and put in the Safety Deposit box! The second is going to get read every night at bed-time! I love this book already!

[ArrogantBustard]

Hah! The real reason Fat Teddy K is upset: the lemonade isn't alcoholic!

[Bullish]

It should have been called "Help! There are liberals stealing my wallet".

[The SISU kid]

FF (Favorite FReeper) ping....

[Fierce Allegiance]

How did I miss this one yesterday. Oh, yeah, work. Unnngh.

I have to get a copy!

[VeniVidiVici]

bump

[The SISU kid]

How did I miss this one yesterday. Oh, yeah, work. Unnngh

We've been burried ourselves! Can't keep up....

[Fierce Allegiance]

Yeah, this damn Bush recession is a killer.