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Rove Weather Machine
20 Sep 2005 | Herosmith

Posted on 09/20/2005 7:01:26 PM PDT by Herosmith

So, the weather machine has been activated again! And as you can tell it is once more aimed at the same target. No, the poor and down-trodden cannot run. They cannot hide. When they were moved to Houston, it just wasn't far enough. It called for another round. The plan was brilliant! Since the first attack was unsuccessful, and it was a distinct possibility, the plan called for initiating the first wave early enough in the season to be able to spawn another attack without being obvious. Where will the victims try and scurry off to the next time? Rove in time again (RITA)!


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: conspiracytheory; idiot; itshumorpeople; karlrove; rita; roveweathermachine; tinfoil; troll; weather
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There must be other tell-tale signs of this conspiracy...
1 posted on 09/20/2005 7:01:27 PM PDT by Herosmith
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Wow, you're a brass-plated moron, aren't you?

The next sign of the conspiracy will be your ZOTting...


2 posted on 09/20/2005 7:02:56 PM PDT by decal ("The Republic was not established by cowards, and cowards will not preserve it")
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3 posted on 09/20/2005 7:03:02 PM PDT by general_re ("Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith, but in doubt." - Reinhold Niebuhr)
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To: nopardons

ping back atcha


4 posted on 09/20/2005 7:03:26 PM PDT by decal ("The Republic was not established by cowards, and cowards will not preserve it")
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To: decal

Ah, Dude, I do believe it was a joke.


5 posted on 09/20/2005 7:05:12 PM PDT by StJulian Perlmutter
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To: decal

Not a Zot! Just saw the irony and posted what will inevitably be the next conspiracy...


6 posted on 09/20/2005 7:06:05 PM PDT by Herosmith
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You distorted everything and misrepresented the rest. The thing was supposed to obliterate Cuba, but the on the first attempt it miserably missed.


7 posted on 09/20/2005 7:06:56 PM PDT by GSlob
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Huckabee has offered them refuge here - of course he isn't using HIS money!

The Louisiana refugees in Houston are now being bused to Arkansas - Already our local crime statistics are rising.

My 125 lb American Staffordshire Terrier is spending more time outside making his presence known.


8 posted on 09/20/2005 7:08:46 PM PDT by hombre_sincero (www.sigmaitsys.com)
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To: decal
Avoiding any commentary on the quality of the humor, the only thing I see as zot-able is the unmarked vanity in News/Activism.
9 posted on 09/20/2005 7:09:55 PM PDT by Antonello
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While we use 'tounge-in-cheek' parody to blame Rove for Katrina and Rita, we cannot honor him for the lack of damage control that placed blame at the feet of GW for Katrina..... A whole lot of political capital was lost there.........


10 posted on 09/20/2005 7:13:11 PM PDT by eeriegeno
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"You distorted everything and misrepresented the rest. The thing was supposed to obliterate Cuba, but the on the first attempt it miserably missed."

Rove's filed a complaint with Halliburton about how the sights are off on the hurricane generator.


11 posted on 09/20/2005 7:14:28 PM PDT by BeHoldAPaleHorse
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So, the weather machine has been activated again!

***putting the keys back on their hook and walking away, whistling a happy tune***

12 posted on 09/20/2005 7:18:07 PM PDT by lowbridge
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Karl Rove is buying desert property cheap ....when he is done it will be beach front property worth billions of $


13 posted on 09/20/2005 7:18:45 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Herosmith

I got a laugh out of this, thanks! :)


14 posted on 09/20/2005 7:22:51 PM PDT by Marie Antoinette (Rural Carriers Rock!)
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It must be very HUMILIATING for the Governor of LA to see the competence of TX and FL in the face of a hurricane.


15 posted on 09/20/2005 7:24:32 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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I see that when you had your lobotomy, the surgeon goofed and removed your entire brain. How is it that you are still able to type?

Go back to DU, troll.

16 posted on 09/20/2005 7:26:15 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: decal

Thanks...this one's a winner. LOL


17 posted on 09/20/2005 7:27:50 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: StJulian Perlmutter

It doesn't belong posted to news and it isn't funny nor clever.


18 posted on 09/20/2005 7:29:25 PM PDT by nopardons
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We are quickly reaching the point where satire and reality are indistinguishable. Where science and science fiction are one.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1474250/posts


19 posted on 09/20/2005 7:32:54 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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The evil GOP hurricane machine has gone mad and only hits red states.


20 posted on 09/20/2005 7:36:47 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Living well is the best revenge.....)
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