Posted on 09/24/2005 5:44:27 PM PDT by Rodney King
I didn't say that!!
All I said was I drink to tolerate my wild injun grandchildren. Apologies to native americans everywhere.
I think he lives in a neighborhood with bars, probably a college town. And he likes to go to wine tastings.
But really, you think he gets babysitters in bars?
Another strange commentary. There's always adoption.
Okay, those were my words. And for the record, I know without blinking drinking will be involved with my own grandchildren. But, this article was sort of damned creepy. I like my beer, don't misunderstand me (okay, I like it a lot) but the stuff he wrote in here was just strange as hell. I never even got the point he was trying to make. Did you?
Nah, there's not a big market for eleven and seven year olds.
I'm sure some comedian has had a crowd rolling on the floor with material as absurd as this.
Dave Moye is not that comedian.
LOL!
Hon I got pregnant with my second after the July 4th fireworks at the military base where we were living. They had all these colored grenade bombs of some kind. It kind of set the mood.
Oh pish, why would she adopt when she had a perfectly servicable husband and a candle to boot!!
I think he was drinking when he wrote it.
What is a dirty martini?
Boy is this guy self absorbed if he thinks anyone would really be interested in reading his self centered ramblings. Who really cares.
Why would someone expose their kids to all these drunks?
And the reason these drunks seem take to this child is there are usually very few children at events where booze is freely flowing.
I think these people need to learn how to hire a babysitter.....
Such a tragedy, I didn't discover Bitbuerger 'till she was grown up. I still have a grudge against the dude(ok though he may have been) to whom I had to explain that she still had seven baby teeth to lose yet. People with penises just don't understand.
NO NO NO
He gets his babysitters in bars,,we cannot encourage him to hire one. No telling what would happen, he might have to write a funny column about his child being roasted by a drunken babysitter who thought the kid was precious.
Well, I have a pretty good sense of humor and I didn't laugh.
Oh, those are good. It's basically a vodka martini but you add olive juice (green) to finish it.
How about the old one: That was so funny that I forgot to laugh.
Yummy!
Guess I shouldn't mention that when I try to adopt, huh?
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