To: Redcloak; Darksheare; nicmarlo; null and void; Borax Queen
"How would one differentiate between a squirrel on crack versus one that is not on crack?" To tell if a squirrel is on crack, be observant. If you notice any of the following signs, your squirrel could be on crack:
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1) He starts napping in odd places.
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2) He takes up playing an instrument.
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3) He seems to be picking up other bad habits
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4) He starts stealing candy from your kids.
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5) He appears to have delusions of grandeur.
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6) He becomes abnormally agressive.
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7) He starts soliciting your neighbors.
51 posted on
10/08/2005 7:41:05 PM PDT by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: sweetliberty
To: sweetliberty
58 posted on
10/08/2005 8:03:26 PM PDT by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
To: sweetliberty
OMG! Hilarious!
To: sweetliberty
98 posted on
10/09/2005 8:08:35 AM PDT by
nicmarlo
To: sweetliberty
105 posted on
10/09/2005 12:26:05 PM PDT by
MamaTexan
(~ I am NOT a 'legal entity'....... nor am I a 'person' as created by law ~)
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