Bush Killed 20,000 in Asia Earthquake

ChronWatch ^ | 10/11/05 | Jeremy Robb

[pookie18]

ASIA --- George Bush caused a devastating earthquake in Pakistan, Afghanistan and India that killed over 20,000 people. Through a combination of global warming, a Karl Rove leak, and a multi-billion dollar Haliburton contract, Bush managed to divert attention from other issues and destroy the lives of over 20,000 innocent people.

"We can't allow this man to continue killing people using natural disasters," said Ted Kennedy. "He's diverting attention away from domestic failures and Supreme Court nominations by killing thousands of non-Caucasians across the world. I just fail to understand how someone so dumb is capable of executing such complex schemes to destroy the world."

[vrwinger]

You forgot to credit Reuters for their wire report....

[Ron in Acreage]

Only 20k? What could have possibly gone wrong? Must be another foreign policy blunder.

[this_ol_patriot]

It was caused when Teddy "the floater" Kennedy tripped and fell on a crack.

[SGCOS]

..Only 20k?.

There's no levees in Afghanistan.

[right right]

With a little practice, he will be able to wipe out whole countries.

[Vasilli22]

In order to help determine who or what is behind the recent outbreak of killer hurricanes, ABC News, in conjunction with MoveOn.Org, CNN, Michael Moore and Cindy Sheehan, has conducted a scientific poll to help assess blame. This poll was given 1,439 participants at a recent WTO protest. To ensure that right-wing bias was eliminated from this survey, only participants that had voted for either the democratic or socialist-worker parties in the last 4 elections were allowed to participate. This poll has a margin of error of plus or minus .0000009%.


What specific failure of the Bush administration has most contributed to the recent dramatic increase in the number of strong, killer, racist hurricanes?

A. Bush's miserable failure to ratify the all-important Kyoto treaty. - 11%

B. Bush's war in Iraq. - 9 %

C. Bush's stealing of both the 2000 and 2004 elections. - 7%

D. Bush's hatred of black people. - 6%

E. Bush's cocaine use in the 1970's - 6%

F. Haliburton - 4%

G. Karl Rove - 3%

H. Red States - 2%

I. Christians - 1%

J. ALL OF THE ABOVE ABJECT FAILURES OF THIS
DISGUSTING AND EMBARRASSING ADMINISTRATION
HAVE CONTRIBUTED TO THE UNPRECEDENTED RISE
OF STRONG, KILLER, RACIST HURRICANES! - 51%

[TexasCajun]

I knew about the HHG, Halliburton Hurricane Generator, but I wasn't aware they had also perfected the HEG.

[MikeA]

And don't forget oil drilling causes earthquakes. And no doubt global warming had a huge role in the earthquake too. And Brownie didn't respond fast enough. Oh and this shows how heartless conservatives are forcing Pakistanis to be poor.

[MikeA]

And don't forget oil drilling causes earthquakes. And no doubt global warming had a huge role in the earthquake too. And Brownie didn't respond fast enough. Oh and this shows how heartless conservatives are forcing Pakistanis to be poor.

[Sofa King]

Chavez beat him to it.

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

You forgot right wing talk radio, they had a huge part in this also. But on the bright side, Halliburton will get the cleanup contract!

[isthisnickcool]

Bush killed Kenny!

(that ba$tard!)

[River_Wrangler]

You people are really falling down on the job. There was numerous mentions of Halliburton without the obligatory "Dick Chaney's former company" and you failed to mention that the earthquake was created from a "no-bid contract".

[pookie18]

I knew about the HHG, Halliburton Hurricane Generator, but I wasn't aware they had also perfected the HEG.

Success breeds success?

[Babsig]

I have been contemplating that the earthquake was really a underground nuclear test gone bad by either Pakistan or terrorists. Can I write an article on this and get it published too like this nonsense?

[Bon mots]

Can someone please ask Bush to run up the global warming a little faster? I really like home-grown pineapples, and I live way up North...

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