1 posted on
10/13/2005 3:05:24 PM PDT by
Fun Bob
To: Fun Bob
They need to speak up - not all of Philadelphia's robbers got the news.
2 posted on
10/13/2005 3:07:35 PM PDT by
SmithL
(There are a lot of people that hate Bush more than they hate terrorists)
To: Fun Bob
***According to the Philadelphia Police Department's report, an assailant flashed a bulge in his belt to a female clerk and demanded the store's money******
If he had flashed a bulge in his pants would she have had sex with him?
To: Fun Bob
James Generic L O L
To: Fun Bob
There are very few places more deserving of a holdup.
5 posted on
10/13/2005 3:09:37 PM PDT by
GSlob
To: Fun Bob
It's unlikely the store will press charges or pursue any further police action about the robbery.Kewl! Let me just write down their address in case I ever need some quick cash.
6 posted on
10/13/2005 3:10:10 PM PDT by
mtbopfuyn
(Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
To: Fun Bob
Anarchist=apolitical twit!
7 posted on
10/13/2005 3:10:20 PM PDT by
Americanwolf
(I Served proudly.... how dare you tell me I have no convictions...)
To: Fun Bob
"James Generic, a member of the volunteer collective that operates the not-for-profit bookstore, said, "It was the individual who was staffing when the storefront was robbed who called the police, since she was extremely shaken up and it was not the organization's decision... though we will support her in any way we can.""Just a generic dipchit.
8 posted on
10/13/2005 3:12:58 PM PDT by
spunkets
To: Fun Bob
Attention all robbers/peddlers/crackheads/gangbangers in Philly:
The store at 508 S. 5th will not call the cops on you. They also don't have guns. Please report to this location immediately for your crack money. This is NOT a drill. I repeat, NOT a drill.
But seriously, some areas in Philly are downright crazy. I once witnessed a pizza man getting shot pointblank to the head just for his pizza by some crackhead. The guy didn't even steal his money. It was a few feet away from me and I'm lucky to be alive. They still haven't caught the dirtbag and I'm afraid he might recognize me if I go back there.
9 posted on
10/13/2005 3:14:45 PM PDT by
varyouga
(Reformed Kerry voter (I know, I'm a frickin' idiot))
To: Fun Bob
State patrol cops spend most of their time writing tickets, but who do they depend on to call in tips about suspicious vehicles, Amber Alerts, or BOLO's? That's right - the very same citizens they depend on for ticket revenue. Just as odd as this story - except that it happens all day, every day.
12 posted on
10/13/2005 3:19:47 PM PDT by
coloradan
(Hence, etc.)
To: Fun Bob; Larry Lucido; TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
This reminds me of the many times a gang banger whose fellow bangers call 911 after he's been gunned down in a drive-by shooting. When the police arrive, nobody knows a damn thing except that they'll take care of the problem.
To: Fun Bob
Reminds me of a bumper sticker from the 60's:
"Next time you're being mugged, call a hippie."
To: Fun Bob
very typical of liberals, cuss the very thing that they need to save their asses.
15 posted on
10/13/2005 4:05:56 PM PDT by
prophetic
("I think you can be an honest person and lie about any number of things."--Dan Rather)
To: Fun Bob
It's unlikely the store will press charges or pursue any further police action about the robbery. Quick! Someone print up a huge sign and advise all criminals in the area that there's a free meal ticket in town at the local anarchist's shop!
18 posted on
10/13/2005 4:39:50 PM PDT by
Prime Choice
(E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
To: Fun Bob
Another example of liberal hypocricy.
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