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Texas - have you seen this one?
email | 10/14 | anonymous

Posted on 10/14/2005 3:43:58 PM PDT by phatoldphart

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"

They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be.. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.

Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.

Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.

Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.

Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.

Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Hall, the Ballpark in Arlington and the Astrodome.

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, Rick Husband, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, Lyndon B.Johnson.

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE, Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.

Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

NO ONE DOES ANYTHING BIGGER OR BETTER THAN IT'S DONE IN TEXAS.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!

If you are a REAL TEXAN you won't even need to be told to pass this on!"


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To: ssstewart

I doubt you'll take a cut in pay.....especially if you're coming from a State with State Tax. :)


461 posted on 10/15/2005 11:45:34 AM PDT by LaineyDee (Don't mess with Texas wimmen!)
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To: Black Tooth
You know you're in Texas when you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Funny, ain't it? The rest of the world buys saunas!

462 posted on 10/15/2005 11:49:34 AM PDT by LaineyDee (Don't mess with Texas wimmen!)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Beer for my Horses, Whiskey for my Men......


Well a man come on the 6 o’clock news
Said somebody’s been shot, somebody’s been abused
Somebody blew up a building
Somebody stole a car
Somebody got away
Somebody didn’t get too far yeah
They didn’t get too far

Grandpappy told my pappy, back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he done
Take all the rope in texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street for all the people to see that

Chorus:

Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds
We’ve got too much corruption, too much crime in the streets
It’s time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground
Send ’em all to their maker and he’ll settle ’em down
You can bet he’ll set ’em down ’cause


463 posted on 10/15/2005 11:51:19 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: phatoldphart
I never get questions regarding whether I have a ranch/horse(s)/cow(s)/guns/been to Southfork (which is only 10 miles from me)/boots/cowboy hat... from folks I've met in Europe/N. Africa/S. America/New Zealand. I always get such questions from folks in New England, NY, & NJ.

Anyway, the only Texana that I have so far is a pair of Tony Lama bullhide boots. I'm working on purchasing some wide-open territory... hopefull in the next 12-18 months.

By the way the girls here in the Lone Star State ARE HOT ;-)

Gig 'Em Texas A&M Aggies... beat the hell outta OSU.

Trajan88; TAMU Class of '88; Law Hall (may it R.I.P.) Ramp 9 Mule; f.u.p.!

464 posted on 10/15/2005 12:00:48 PM PDT by Trajan88 (www.bullittclub.com)
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To: Sally'sConcerns
It always felt strange to me to receive all of those Christmas cards with sleighs, snowmen and snow covering the ground and the trees while I was wearing shorts. Christmas weather always felt like February to me. However, my sister reported they actually had snow on Christmas day last year.

Keep in mind that Christ lived in a place far more like we do than those yankee, western European Christmas scenes.

465 posted on 10/15/2005 12:04:07 PM PDT by HoustonCurmudgeon (A right wing Christian, not part of the Christian Right)
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon

Thanks WW.
Good to be back.
Now, about that lunch you owe me.....


466 posted on 10/15/2005 12:04:56 PM PDT by bobbyd (Damn, I've been tagged.....)
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To: no dems
As a fellow Texan, may I say that Bum Phillips is to ignorant to write anything comparable to this

You might want to check into this further before you make such a sweeping statement. I have read essays written by Bum Phillips and he is a very well educated and articulate man.

467 posted on 10/15/2005 12:07:52 PM PDT by SwatTeam
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To: RGVTx; TheMom; dix; humblegunner; antivenom; eastforker; Flyer; Humidston; olliemb; PetroniDE; ...

So very well said!


468 posted on 10/15/2005 12:08:42 PM PDT by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - I will never take Dix off of my ping list as I have been asked to do.)
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To: RGVTx; Eaker

For those who've never been here, no explanation is possible....... For those who have, no explanation is needed..........


469 posted on 10/15/2005 12:16:39 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: no dems

WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A TEXAN
by Bum Phillips

Dear Friends,

Last year, I wrote a small piece about what it means to me to be a Texan. My friends know it means about damned near everything. Anyway, this fella asked me to reprint what I'd wrote and I didn't have it. So I set out to think about rewriting something. I considered writing about all the great things I love about Texas. There are way too many things to list. I can't even begin to do it justice.

Lemme let you in on my short list.

It starts with The Window at Big Bend, which in and of itself is proof of God. It goes to Lake Sam Rayburn where my Grandad taught me more about life than fishin, and enough about fishin to last a lifetime. I can talk about Tyler, and Longview, and Odessa and Cisco, and Abilene and Poteet and every place in between.

Every little part of Texas feels special. Every person who ever flew the Lone Star thinks of Bandera or Victoria or Manor or wherever they call "home" as the best little part of the best state.

So I got to thinkin about it, and here's what I really want to say.

Last year, I talked about all the great places and great heroes who make Texas what it is. I talked about Willie and Waylon and Michael Dell and Michael DeBakey and my Dad and LBJ and Denton Cooley. I talked about everybody that came to mind. It took me sitting here tonight reading this stack of emails and thinkin about where I've been and what I've done since the last time I wrote on this occasion to remind me what it is about Texas that is really great.

You see, this last month or so I finally went to Europe for the first time. I hadn't ever been, and didn't too much want to. But you know all my damned friends are always talking about "the time they went to Europe." So, I finally went. It was a hell of a trip to be sure. All they did when they saw me was say the same thing, before they'd ever met me. "Hey cowboy, we love Texas." I guess the hat tipped em off.

But let me tell you what, they all came up with a smile on their faces. You know why? They knew for damned sure that I was gonna be nice to em. They knew it cause they knew I was from Texas. They knew something that hadn't even hit me. They knew Texans, even though they'd never met one.

That's when it occurred to me. Do you know what is great about Texas? Do you know why when my friend Beverly and I were trekking across country to see 15 baseball games we got sick and had to come home after 8? Do you know whyevery time I cross the border I say, "Lord, please don't let me die in_____"? Do you know why children in Japan can look at a picture of the great State and know exactly what it is about the same time they can tell a rhombus from a trapezoid?

I can tell you that right quick. You.

The samespirit that made 186 men cross that line in the sand in San Antonio damned near 165 years ago is still in you today. Why else would my friend send me William Barrett Travis' plea for help in an email just a week ago, or why would Charles Stanfield ask me to reprint a Texas Independence column from a year ago? What would make my friend Elizabeth say, "I don't know if I can marry a man who doesn't love Texas like I do?" Why in the hell are 1,000 people coming to my house this weekend to celebrate a holiday for what usedto be a nation that is now a state?

Because the spirit that made that nation is the spirit that burned in every person who founded this great place we call Texas, and they passed it on through blood or sweat to everyone of us.

You see, that spirit that made Texas what it is is alive in all of us, even if we can't stand next to a cannon to prove it, and it's our responsibility to keep that fire burning. Every person who ever put a"Native Texan" or an "I wasn't born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could" sticker on his car understands.

Anyone who ever hung a map of Texas on their wall or flew a Lone Star flag on their porch knows what I mean. My Dad's buddy Bill has an old saying. He says that some people were forged of a hotter fire. Well, that's what it is to be Texan. To be forged of a hotter fire. To know that part of Colorado was Texas. That part of New Mexico was Texas. That part of Oklahoma was Texas. Yep. Talk all you want. Part of what you got was what we gave you. To look at a picture of Idaho or Istanbul and say, "what the Hell is that?" when you know that anyone in Idaho or Istanbul who sees a picture of Texas knows damned good and well what it is. It isn't the shape, it isn't the state, it's the state of mind.

You're what makes Texas. The fact that you would take 15 minutes out of your day to read this, because that's what Texas means to you, that's what makes Texas what it is. The fact that when you see the guy in front of you litter you honk and think, "Sonofabitch. Littering on MY highway."

When was the last time you went to a person's house in New York and you saw a big map of New York on their wall? That was never. When did you ever drive through Oklahoma and see their flag waving on four businesses in a row? Can you even tell me what the flag in Louisiana looks like? I damned sure can't. But I bet my ass you can't drive 20 minutes from your house and not see a business that has a big Texas flag as part of its logo. If you haven't done business with someone called AllTex something or Lone Star somebody or other, or Texas such and such, you hadn't lived here for too long.

When you ask a man from New York what he is, he'll say a stockbroker, or an accountant, or an ad exec. When you ask a woman from California what she is, she'll tell you her last name or her major. Hell either of em might say "I'm a republican," or they might be a democrat. When you ask a Texan what they are, before they say, "I'm a Methodist," or "I'm a lawyer," or "I'm a Smith," they tell you they're a Texan.

I got nothin against all those other places, and Lord knows they've probably got some fine folks, but in your gut you know it just like I do, Texas is just a little different.

So tomorrow when you drive down the road and you see a person broken down on the side of the road, stop and help. When you are in a bar in California, buy a Californian a drink and tell him it's for Texas Independence Day. Remind the person in the cube next to you that he wouldn't be here enjoying this if it weren't for Sam Houston, and if he or she doesn't know the story, tell them.

When William Barrettt Travis wrote in 1836 that he would never surrender and he would have Victory or Death, what he was really saying was that he and his men were forged of a hotter fire. They weren't your average everyday men. Well, that is what it means to be a Texan. It meant it then, and that's why it means it today. It means just what all those people North of the Red River accuse us of thinking it means. It means there's no mountain that we can't climb. It means that we can swim the Gulf in the winter. It means that Earl Campbell ran harder and Houston is bigger and Dallas is richer and Alpine is hotter and Stevie Ray was smoother and God vacations in Texas. It means that come Hell or high water, when the chips are down and the Good Lord is watching, we're Texans by damned, and just like in 1836, that counts for something.

So for today at least, when your chance comes around, go out and prove it. It's true because we believe it's true. If you are sitting wondering what the Hell I'm talking about, this ain't for you. But if the first thing you are going to do when the Good Lord calls your number is find the men who sat in that tiny mission in San Antonio and shake their hands, then you're the reason I wrote this night, and this is for you.

So until next time you hear from me, God Bless and Happy Texas Independence Day.


470 posted on 10/15/2005 12:25:26 PM PDT by SwatTeam
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To: bobbyd

Hey Bob!


471 posted on 10/15/2005 12:25:40 PM PDT by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - I will never take Dix off of my ping list as I have been asked to do.)
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon; hispanarepublicana; TheMom; Flyer; humblegunner

Y'all need to hook up with TheMom for her enchilada recipe.

Just thinking about it makes my mouth water.

I am pinging a few Texans that have eaten them.

A fried egg on top almost makes them illegal!!


472 posted on 10/15/2005 12:29:24 PM PDT by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - I will never take Dix off of my ping list as I have been asked to do.)
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To: Rightly Biased

"Even Fisherman in the Farthest Reaches of Brazil on the Paranibia River know Texas and Texans I was told by some of those fishermen that Texans are the friendliest people in the world."

This is apparently true. I have some friends from Latin America and they tell me (to my surprise) that Texas is even more legendary outside than we would suspect.

He's been here several years and claims that the outrageous stories told about Texas are seriously under stated.

He loves it here.


473 posted on 10/15/2005 12:34:41 PM PDT by TexanToTheCore (Rock the pews, Baby)
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To: Eaker

Hey Dad!
Howya


474 posted on 10/15/2005 12:36:52 PM PDT by bobbyd (Damn, I've been tagged.....)
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To: Eaker; HoustonCurmudgeon; hispanarepublicana; TheMom; humblegunner
Y'all need to hook up with TheMom for her enchilada recipe.

Kick Ass Enchiladas!

Don't wear your good belt. You will bust it wide open.

When I eat those things I have to pump up the tires before I can drive home.

I should stop at a half a serving. . . BUT I CAN'T!!

475 posted on 10/15/2005 12:37:35 PM PDT by Flyer (My FReeper Friends ROCK!)
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To: groanup

"Well, if you're gonna walk around in Texas, you gotta have a repellant. LOL>"

Wipe diesel fuel on your work boots every once in a while. Seems to work well for fireants and scorpions.


476 posted on 10/15/2005 12:42:25 PM PDT by TexanToTheCore (Rock the pews, Baby)
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To: TexasBarak
"I was more than a little bit shocked by that question, so I asked- and they both assured me that men did *not* open doors for ladies in either Kansas or Kentucky!"

That is not true. My Kansas Mother and nine sisters taught me if I wanted to be considered a gentleman that was a good place to start.

477 posted on 10/15/2005 12:46:18 PM PDT by Dust in the Wind
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To: bobbyd

Gonna throw some ribs on the grill and make another run at emptying that Crown Royal in the freezer!


478 posted on 10/15/2005 12:59:36 PM PDT by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - I will never take Dix off of my ping list as I have been asked to do.)
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To: Eaker
Crown Royal in the freezer!

Haven't we discussed this before?

479 posted on 10/15/2005 1:10:26 PM PDT by bobbyd (Damn, I've been tagged.....)
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To: Eaker; TheMom; HoustonCurmudgeon; hispanarepublicana; Flyer
Y'all need to hook up with TheMom for her enchilada recipe.

TheMom's enchiladas are just indecent.
78000 calories and six pounds worth of enchiladas on a big plate.

That's just a single serving.

I saw that and thought "there is no way in HELL I can eat all that."
After starting, though.. you just can't quit.

Those things are just indecent.

They are like a whole enchilada fest on a plate.

They'll make you hurt yourself.

480 posted on 10/15/2005 1:34:22 PM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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