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Raccoons destroy German vineyards [Nazi Raccoons!]
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| 10/26/05
| Oliver Styles
Posted on 10/27/2005 12:12:26 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker
Perhaps we could interest the Germans in some good coon-hounds and shotguns?
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posted on
10/27/2005 12:16:46 PM PDT
by
clee1
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
To: LibWhacker
In another frightening development, officals have discovered that the raccoons have a fairly advanced rocket program as well.
To: LibWhacker
You only have to kill one of them. The rest will usually move on in search of safer foraging.
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posted on
10/27/2005 12:18:07 PM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: clee1
The mere mention of guns will cause mass hysteria in Germany.
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posted on
10/27/2005 12:18:23 PM PDT
by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: The_Victor
Just put in more roads, that'll kill 'em off.
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posted on
10/27/2005 12:19:28 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(If you want to be on my Civil Engineer ping list, just say so!)
To: LibWhacker
Nazi raccoons?
Weinstocknacht?
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posted on
10/27/2005 12:19:44 PM PDT
by
Riley
("Bother" said Pooh, as he fired the Claymores.)
To: LibWhacker
The nocturnal mammals descended on vineyards in the Brandenburg region, west of Berlin Guess they did not close the gate.
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posted on
10/27/2005 12:20:49 PM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
('That was the gift the president gave us, the gift of happiness, of being together,' Cindy Sheehan")
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
10/27/2005 12:21:34 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
To: LibWhacker
The animals were introduced by Nazi air force chief Hermann Goering in 1934 to 'enrich' Germany's fauna. I wonder if Goering was a drug addict in 1934 or did he start abusing morphine later.
To: LibWhacker
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posted on
10/27/2005 12:23:09 PM PDT
by
showme_the_Glory
(No more rhyming, and I mean it! ..Anybody got a peanut.....)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Just put in more roads, that'll kill 'em off.They have become rather adept at getting around using the storm sewers where I live.
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posted on
10/27/2005 12:23:40 PM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Riley
Lol, I think the press is funny. Whenever something bad happens they try their darndest to tie it in to Nazis and/or Republicans, somehow, someway. :-)
To: LibWhacker
But in this case, the tie is VERY fitting.
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posted on
10/27/2005 12:25:23 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(If you want to be on my Civil Engineer ping list, just say so!)
To: evolved_rage
I think he got started recovering from a wound in WWI.
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posted on
10/27/2005 12:25:30 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
To: LibWhacker
Where's PETA when you need them?
To: ncountylee
The mere mention of guns will cause mass hysteria in Germany. Thank God for that.
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posted on
10/27/2005 12:28:30 PM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: Fierce Allegiance
Yes, it's fitting. And we can count on them not missing it. Like a puppy finding a bone in his box. Lol, I don't know, it just struck me as hilarious/ludicrous; they're so transparent. :-)
To: LibWhacker
SHULTZ!
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posted on
10/27/2005 12:29:14 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa !)
To: showme_the_Glory
Heck they are just great big hassenfeffers (or rabit stew, whatever).
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posted on
10/27/2005 12:29:32 PM PDT
by
Safetgiver
(Noone spoke when the levee done broke, Blanco cried and Nagin lied.)
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