Sounds like Connecticut needs to kick back a few beers and calm down.
1 posted on
10/29/2005 11:04:49 AM PDT by
seacapn
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To: seacapn
So now we may offend elves if we use them on advertisement? Is the elf community outraged? Will Santa's workshop AFL-CIO union speak out on this? Am I a racist if I amke elf jokes? If I say my daughter cant date elves, am I a racist? Do they get free college tuition? Must I hire elves now? When did all this happen??????????
2 posted on
10/29/2005 11:10:03 AM PDT by
GregoTX
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
We are becoming a very wimpy country indeed.
To: seacapn
Think of the children, hell. I'm not giving up my Hobgoblin.
To: seacapn
I guess Harry Potter's Porter is out too.
6 posted on
10/29/2005 11:25:53 AM PDT by
BIGLOOK
(I once opposed keelhauling but recently have come to my senses.)
To: seacapn
They think THAT THING will appeal to children?
The Hamms Bear he ain't.
APf
7 posted on
10/29/2005 11:31:12 AM PDT by
APFel
To: seacapn
Yeah, I can see exactly how a seriously evil looking elf (who looks more than half Orc) would attract the little kiddies and force them to drink beer. Sounds like a "D" knockoff of a "C" Leprechaun plot. (those were some STUPID movies)
8 posted on
10/29/2005 11:35:16 AM PDT by
cake_crumb
(They're Not Conservative Enough! Get a Rope so We Can Hang Ourselves!)
To: seacapn
We need more brave souls to stand up and petition the government to ban everything that has the potential of being bad for children. Look at that elf, he's obviously evil! He probably has a secret plot along with Joe Camel and Tony the Tiger to brainwash American youth. Why can't the government stop this sinister conspiracy?
9 posted on
10/29/2005 11:38:36 AM PDT by
stacytec
To: seacapn
10 posted on
10/29/2005 11:40:52 AM PDT by
zencat
(The universe is not what it appears, nor is it something else.)
To: seacapn
This from the state that gave us a Federal Right to Privacy.
To: seacapn
They would never dare ban THIS version!
12 posted on
10/29/2005 12:07:17 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(LET ME DIE ON MY FEET IN MY SWAMP, ALEX KOZINSKI FOR SCOTUS)
To: seacapn
What's needed here is a Fellowship to pursue this quest and right this wrong.
Paging Orlando Boom (Legolas the Elf)...
I'll be the Wizard.
To: seacapn
Any child that finds that picture amusing needs a pschyiatrist. Maybe a 7 year old Manson may have liked it.
To: seacapn
Somebody better tell the beer distributor in Massachusetts to put a picture of Fat Teddy on the label. That'll scare the kids enough to make sure they NEVER drink anything.
17 posted on
10/29/2005 12:18:22 PM PDT by
kitkat
(Democrat=Socialist=Communist. Hillary the RED)
To: seacapn
Nanny state, aka liberal dream world.
Too many people in the USA that do not have a real life.
I am happy not to be there at this time.
21 posted on
10/29/2005 12:22:34 PM PDT by
AlexW
(Reporting from Bratislava)
To: seacapn
Don't people have anything better to do?
22 posted on
10/29/2005 12:23:32 PM PDT by
SaveTheChief
("I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff." - Phillip J. Fry)
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23 posted on
10/29/2005 12:23:40 PM PDT by
2Jedismom
(Expect me when you see me!)
To: seacapn
State wants to ban beer import because of elf on labelGovernment dwarves openly racist against elves? How politically incorrect of them! But the orcs and goblins will gleefully lop of their heads anyway, given the chance.
Moral of the story: the dwarves have more important things to worry about.
26 posted on
10/29/2005 1:50:38 PM PDT by
sourcery
(Socialists eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: seacapn
It could be a reaction to "The Littlest Elf" cartoon in "The Series of Unfortunate Events"
27 posted on
10/29/2005 2:06:47 PM PDT by
Ukiapah Heep
(Shoes for Industry!)
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"Sounds like Connecticut needs to kick back a few beers and calm down."
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28 posted on
10/29/2005 2:08:12 PM PDT by
traviskicks
(http://www.neoperspectives.com/janicerogersbrown.htm)
To: seacapn
It says a lot about Ct.'s parenting skills when a beer bottle has more influence over one's kids than their parents do.
29 posted on
10/29/2005 2:08:55 PM PDT by
rvoitier
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